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  1. February 1st, 2010 8:08 PM #1
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    Nissan Juke: Proof Nissan Isn't Even Trying Any More



    Quote Originally Posted by Jalopnik
    Avert your eyes. Please. This is likely the upcoming Euro-spec Nissan Juke, a horrifying fug-monster of a vehicle so hideous it might supplant the Pontiac Aztek as the butt of all jokes. At least for a little while. [WoodysCarSite]

    Juke does mean cockroach in Hebrew so...
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    The Nissan Puke?
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    Don't think competing against the aztek would be a wise business case
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    That must be a render. Then again, Nissan has been selling ugly shit for some time now in Europe, so it's bussiness as usual, I guess.
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    Europe is Renaults market so maybe it's intentional.
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    I would love to meet the man at Nissan who decided that it would be a good idea to make a Nissan Aztek.
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    That must be a render. Then again, Nissan has been selling ugly shit for some time now in Europe, so it's bussiness as usual, I guess.
    I sure hope so...then again the current murano's front end looks like ass...so who knows really. I DO know that it will be a sales disaster XD
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