Some things I didn't know about Jonny and Tom

[Jimi Hendrix]

I found a motoring journalists' forum the other day and read some things about these guys:

If it was your first day on Emap's leading car monthly (after Practical Classics and Land Rover W****r) you'd think you spend the day licking Barlow's a**e. (the forum is full of this kind of language, apparently most motoring journalists hate each other, the editors and the magazines (many of them don't seem to be very professional).... or at least that is the impression I had reading the forums)

Well the man who is Johnny Smith got bored of that around lunchtime so took the just delivered Dodge Viper out to McDonald's (or was it KFC). 30 minutes later it returned to Emap towers on the back of a recovery lorry having gone backwards through a hedge after JS tried to 'give it the full beans' at a roundabout.

He's not Jackie Allard's favourite person. Apparently that car is 'still in the bodyshop'.

http://s6.invisionfree.com/carhack/i...hp?showtopic=8

And a thread dedicated to Tom Ford with messages like these:

I've not seen him for years - but has La Wookie stopped whipping out his scrotum at every opportunity to show off the piercing in it?

He did that the first time I ever met him. Classic ice breaker, and one I've tried myself on several subsequent occassions.

Still a regularm occurence. Launch-paunch means 87 per cent of male motoring journalists have seen Wookie's scrotum more recently than their own.

http://z6.invisionfree.com/carhack/i...wtopic=62&st=0

[freefall]

Originally Posted by Spartacus

"I'm Tom Ford.

"I am Tom Ford!"

"No, I'm Tom Ford!!"

"I'm Tom Ford, and so is my wife..."

[Hercules286]

I wouldn't trust a word from someone with such a dirty mouth - he's clearly a bad guy.