America: F**K yeah!

NecroJoe · September 4th, 2009, 9:48 PM

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Polly · September 4th, 2009, 9:53 PM

Those silly, silly people.

ahpadt · September 5th, 2009, 2:52 AM

"Doctor, I'm not getting fat enough."

"Certainly, go on a diet of deep fried butter for a few weeks an you'll be fine..."

nsx_23 · September 5th, 2009, 3:21 AM

That is fucken disgusting.

ChelsDS · September 5th, 2009, 4:21 AM

The only thing I like deep fried are french fries and taquitos if I can't find a pan for them.

Austere · September 5th, 2009, 5:03 AM

I would love to eat that stuff. It's at least made of food. You people... bunch of crybabies. Unless it's clearly marked as "toxic" it'll pass right through ya no worries.

I used to eat the dog biscuits when I worked in the pet food aisle. Everybody was freaked out by it but it was just like any other biscuit only it was shaped like a bone, it was stale and it was probably more than three years old. I would always do it on the nights when new people would be working there for the first time, green little 15 year olds on their first day of their first job.... They'd think I was crazy.... which of course, I am. I also ate a lot of the coffee beans when I worked in the aisle with tea & coffee. I worked my way through espresso, Brazil, Yemeni, Sulawesi... once I found out that the French vanilla ones were actually palatable the trend caught on and other members of staff would eat them too. Finally, the day came when I worked in the aisle with the loose confectionery! I ate twelve pounds of fudge! Then they moved me back to pet food.

Mate of mine there set a record: 50 fruit tingles in his mouth at once. I swear to god. 50. He ate them and chewed them up and swallowed them without leaking any or vomiting or anything. 50 of them. It seems unbelievable but I saw it with my own eyes. He wrote Veni, Vidi Candy on the storeroom wall on his last day. "I came. I saw. I stole the bulk lollies."

Anyhoo, I bought a small fryer a few years back so that I could make decent chips. It doesn't take long for you to just start throwing random shit into it. Bacon, sausage, eggs... whatever. I put one of those little McCain's 'pizza perfection' pies in there once. It was the "House Special" topping variety. It's funny because it's made in a factory by a stainless steel robot. Anyway, it tasted just like pizza that had been deep fried. In case you're wondering that means it tasted fucking awesome.

I did feel a bit queasy afterwards but deep frying is serious business and you have to take the good with the bad.

phoenixsac · September 5th, 2009, 5:45 AM

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I used to eat the dog biscuits when I worked in the pet food aisle.

I used to do the same thing when I worked at a pet supply store. We had these creme sandwich cookies for dogs that I used to nibble on to gross out some of the customers and my co-workers. They weren't bad - they tasted kind of like stale Oreos.

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Mate of mine there set a record: 50 fruit tingles in his mouth at once.

No man can eat 50 Fruit Tingles. images/smilies/lol.gif

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Anyhoo, I bought a small fryer a few years back so that I could make decent chips. It doesn't take long for you to just start throwing random shit into it.

Again, been there, done that. I've fried up egg rolls, pizza rolls, all sorts of frozen chicken, corn dogs, mini tacos, you name it. One time, I fried some natural casing, all beef hot dogs. They tasted incredible - kinda like a fat Slim Jim - in a bun with mustard.

flydiscovery · September 5th, 2009, 6:03 AM

Austere,
You are a very strange being.

Austere · September 5th, 2009, 6:14 AM

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Originally Posted by phoenixsac

Again, been there, done that. I've fried up egg rolls, pizza rolls, all sorts of frozen chicken, corn dogs, mini tacos, you name it. One time, I fried some natural casing, all beef hot dogs. They tasted incredible - kinda like a fat Slim Jim - in a bun with mustard.

See, now that's what I'm talking about right there! All these other chumps are all like "Oh good heavens indeed fine sir! Fried butter? You have offended my delicate sensibilities!"

They're probably afraid their monocle will fall in the fryer. images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

I just got a wicked idea. images/smilies/vampire.gif

Deep-Fired Clag! Bet that's never been done before!

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Originally Posted by flydiscovery

Austere,
You are a very strange being.

What gave it away? images/smilies/mrgreen.gif

Cobol74 · September 5th, 2009, 9:46 AM

Deep fried Clag, why did I not think of it?

cmb1981 · September 6th, 2009, 12:57 AM

Wash it down with some deep fried coca-cola.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_Coke

NecroJoe · September 6th, 2009, 6:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmb1981

Wash it down with some deep fried coca-cola.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_Coke

Not sure if you caught it in the video, but that was the same guy as this.

Ladamaha · September 6th, 2009, 9:22 AM

Fuck yeah. Deep fried is always better. Although I find the enthusiasm of the thin chick really strange, she doesn't look like she would touch any of that stuff. Must be the fuck yeah apple pie America attitude of the Fox network. Which is another thing. How the Fox news seem to be promoting all this fat stuff, I guess they want their viewers kept fat and dumb.

Anyway. images/smilies/mellow.gif

Tinfoil hats for everyone! Fresh deep fried tin foil hats, get yours here now!

cmb1981 · September 6th, 2009, 9:54 AM

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Originally Posted by NecroJoe

Not sure if you caught it in the video, but that was the same guy as this.

I didn't watch all the way through, but that does make sense...the man has clearly found his shtick.

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ChelsDS Not A Dude Joined: Dec 21st, 2008 Last Online: 4:05 AM Location: SoCal, California Age: 24 Posts: 1,698 Rep Power: 112	The only thing I like deep fried are french fries and taquitos if I can't find a pan for them.

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Austere Joined: Nov 26th, 2006 Last Online: 6:20 PM Location: Adelaide, Australia Age: 26 Posts: 2,371 Car: 1971 Mercedes-Benz 280S Rep Power: 187	I would love to eat that stuff. It's at least made of food. You people... bunch of crybabies. Unless it's clearly marked as "toxic" it'll pass right through ya no worries. I used to eat the dog biscuits when I worked in the pet food aisle. Everybody was freaked out by it but it was just like any other biscuit only it was shaped like a bone, it was stale and it was probably more than three years old. I would always do it on the nights when new people would be working there for the first time, green little 15 year olds on their first day of their first job.... They'd think I was crazy.... which of course, I am. I also ate a lot of the coffee beans when I worked in the aisle with tea & coffee. I worked my way through espresso, Brazil, Yemeni, Sulawesi... once I found out that the French vanilla ones were actually palatable the trend caught on and other members of staff would eat them too. Finally, the day came when I worked in the aisle with the loose confectionery! I ate twelve pounds of fudge! Then they moved me back to pet food. Mate of mine there set a record: 50 fruit tingles in his mouth at once. I swear to god. 50. He ate them and chewed them up and swallowed them without leaking any or vomiting or anything. 50 of them. It seems unbelievable but I saw it with my own eyes. He wrote Veni, Vidi Candy on the storeroom wall on his last day. "I came. I saw. I stole the bulk lollies." Anyhoo, I bought a small fryer a few years back so that I could make decent chips. It doesn't take long for you to just start throwing random shit into it. Bacon, sausage, eggs... whatever. I put one of those little McCain's 'pizza perfection' pies in there once. It was the "House Special" topping variety. It's funny because it's made in a factory by a stainless steel robot. Anyway, it tasted just like pizza that had been deep fried. In case you're wondering that means it tasted fucking awesome. I did feel a bit queasy afterwards but deep frying is serious business and you have to take the good with the bad.

September 5th, 2009, 6:03 AM	#8
flydiscovery Joined: Jan 24th, 2009 Last Online: 11:02 PM Location: US Posts: 2,307 Car: 02 Passat Rep Power: 103	Austere, You are a very strange being.

September 6th, 2009, 9:22 AM	#13
Ladamaha Joined: May 16th, 2009 Last Online: 5:36 PM Age: 21 Posts: 534 Rep Power: 25	Fuck yeah. Deep fried is always better. Although I find the enthusiasm of the thin chick really strange, she doesn't look like she would touch any of that stuff. Must be the fuck yeah apple pie America attitude of the Fox network. Which is another thing. How the Fox news seem to be promoting all this fat stuff, I guess they want their viewers kept fat and dumb. Anyway. Tinfoil hats for everyone! Fresh deep fried tin foil hats, get yours here now! __________________ I edit a lot.

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