No 56k: klankymen makes some gourmet shiznit (for a student that is)

klankymen · September 19th, 2008, 7:28 PM

OK, since I was so epically amazed by my BLT yesterday, I decided to make myself another today, and document that shiznit abit.

It would be so much better if I could make some proper pictures, but unfortunately I only have my cameraphone now.

First off, you need some basic ingredients:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/klankymen/epicdinner/DSC00147.jpg

Start off with the bacon, take as much as you can, I go with about 7 slices:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/klankymen/epicdinner/DSC00152.jpg

While that shizzle's sizzling on a gas stove (only at home images/smilies/sad.gif

none of that luxury in munich), you start slicing up those nice juicy tomatoes (the cutting board had better be soaked afterwards):

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/klankymen/epicdinner/DSC00151.jpg

Lettuce begin... (make sure you wash that shiznit, it's dirty)

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/klankymen/epicdinner/DSC00154.jpg

Now, what's my bacon doing? Oh yeah, it's sizzling and popping and dripping.... images/smilies/drool.gif

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/klankymen/epicdinner/DSC00156.jpg

Better get that bread out of the toaster, and apply some mayonnaise like a democrat. No wait, I mean liberally.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/klankymen/epicdinner/DSC00158.jpg

Now you get some italian national colors going....

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/klankymen/epicdinner/DSC00159.jpg

....before emptying this heap of brown....

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/klankymen/epicdinner/DSC00157.jpg

....all over your sandwich:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/klankymen/epicdinner/DSC00160.jpg

Close it up, chop in half, and don't forget the toothpicks (you're going to lose the contents of the sandwich all over your plate, regardless of toothpicks, but it becomes a slightly smaller amount with them):

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/klankymen/epicdinner/DSC00162.jpg

Take that shizzy to the dinner table....

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/klankymen/epicdinner/DSC00163.jpg

....and pour yourself the best beer in the world (IMHO), Maxlrainer Schlossweisse (BTW, observe the epic picture on the newspaper in the background... slightly blurry, but it's 8 inches of snowfall in the alps - can't wait to go boarding):

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/klankymen/epicdinner/DSC00164.jpg

Enjoy!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/klankymen/epicdinner/DSC00165.jpg

I shall, next time I create something yummy, post it in here.

DTMracer · September 20th, 2008, 1:34 AM

Hmm, BLT. Nice!

klankymen · March 10th, 2009, 5:23 PM

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/klankymen/FG/pie1.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/klankymen/FG/pie2.jpg

Chicken Pot Pie FTW!

Contains chicken breast, peas, carrots, potatoes.

epp_b · March 10th, 2009, 6:53 PM

"shiznit"? Is this what we've digressed to?

klankymen · March 10th, 2009, 6:55 PM

I'll digress you in half a second!

eltoro507 · March 10th, 2009, 8:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epp_b

"shiznit"? Is this what we've digressed to?

the sand, remove it from your vagina

dawes · March 10th, 2009, 9:16 PM

Klankymen, that looks really nice images/smilies/biggrin.gif

Topgearfanatic · March 11th, 2009, 2:16 AM

/\ This is a woman's perspective of a beast sandwich.

That sandwich is beast and I would eat that up before you could say mum!
/\This is not a woman's perspective of a beast sandwich!

Now I want a BLT!

jayhawk · March 11th, 2009, 2:24 AM

Call me ignorant (or Jay) but you can buy Oscar Meyer and Helmann's products in Germany? Or are you at home in America?

klankymen · March 11th, 2009, 2:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jayhawk

Call me ignorant (or Jay) but you can buy Oscar Meyer and Helmann's products in Germany? Or are you at home in America?

Well observed. You can indeed not get them on the economy, but there are still some commissaries here and there, where I still go to get a few vital products (Hellmann's, Bacon, cranberry juice, peanut butter, tostitos, and a few more)

smib · March 11th, 2009, 2:42 AM

Bacon is hard to come by? What an awful place.

klankymen · March 11th, 2009, 3:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smib

Bacon is hard to come by? What an awful place.

Nah, you can get it, but I just have a liking for the Oscar Meyer stuff, for whatever reason.

AiR · March 12th, 2009, 12:52 AM

EPIC SANDWHICH is epic!

klankymen · May 9th, 2009, 7:31 PM

OK, I have officially outdone myself, in this time of swine flu:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/klankymen/FG/IMG_0069.jpg

TEN pieces of bacon.

Karoug · May 9th, 2009, 7:42 PM

^I'm impressed by your manliness!!

Cobol74 · May 9th, 2009, 7:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klankymen

Well observed. You can indeed not get them on the economy, but there are still some commissaries here and there, where I still go to get a few vital products (Hellmann's, Bacon, cranberry juice, peanut butter, tostitos, and a few more)

All that stuff is available here in normal supermarkets - like Tesco.

matt2000 · May 9th, 2009, 8:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klankymen

OK, I have officially outdone myself, in this time of swine flu:

TEN pieces of bacon.

I would love to be in your kitchen when that photo was taken. Not only do you have a massive bacon sammich but you have a massive jar of Helmans, a nice loaf of bread and some tasty looking tomaotoes. And marble.

+1!

Cobol74 · May 9th, 2009, 8:05 PM

Klanky does not muck about when it comes to BLTs!!!!!

KaJuN · May 9th, 2009, 8:14 PM

I can feel my arteries clogging up just from looking at that picture. Awesome!!!

September 19th, 2008, 7:28 PM	#1
klankymen BLT Master Joined: Jun 3rd, 2008 Last Online: 6:24 AM Location: München, Königreich Bayern Posts: 3,017 Car: 965hp MVG-Baureihe A, 3218hp MVG-Baureihe C Rep Power: 113	klankymen makes some gourmet shiznit (for a student that is) OK, since I was so epically amazed by my BLT yesterday, I decided to make myself another today, and document that shiznit abit. It would be so much better if I could make some proper pictures, but unfortunately I only have my cameraphone now. First off, you need some basic ingredients: Start off with the bacon, take as much as you can, I go with about 7 slices: While that shizzle's sizzling on a gas stove (only at home none of that luxury in munich), you start slicing up those nice juicy tomatoes (the cutting board had better be soaked afterwards): Lettuce begin... (make sure you wash that shiznit, it's dirty) Now, what's my bacon doing? Oh yeah, it's sizzling and popping and dripping.... Better get that bread out of the toaster, and apply some mayonnaise like a democrat. No wait, I mean liberally. Now you get some italian national colors going.... ....before emptying this heap of brown.... ....all over your sandwich: Close it up, chop in half, and don't forget the toothpicks (you're going to lose the contents of the sandwich all over your plate, regardless of toothpicks, but it becomes a slightly smaller amount with them): Take that shizzy to the dinner table.... ....and pour yourself the best beer in the world (IMHO), Maxlrainer Schlossweisse (BTW, observe the epic picture on the newspaper in the background... slightly blurry, but it's 8 inches of snowfall in the alps - can't wait to go boarding): Enjoy! I shall, next time I create something yummy, post it in here. __________________ 27% Die Linke? Enough is enough. We are not here to subsidize you lazy unemployed east Germans or follow your communist agenda. Build the wall back up NOW.

March 10th, 2009, 5:23 PM	#3
klankymen BLT Master Joined: Jun 3rd, 2008 Last Online: 6:24 AM Location: München, Königreich Bayern Posts: 3,017 Car: 965hp MVG-Baureihe A, 3218hp MVG-Baureihe C Rep Power: 113	Chicken Pot Pie FTW! Contains chicken breast, peas, carrots, potatoes. __________________ 27% Die Linke? Enough is enough. We are not here to subsidize you lazy unemployed east Germans or follow your communist agenda. Build the wall back up NOW.

March 10th, 2009, 6:53 PM	#4
epp_b Unexperienced lover. Joined: Jun 23rd, 2006 Last Online: 6:43 AM Location: Canadaland :) Posts: 7,426 Car: 1995 Nissan 240SX Rep Power: 144	"shiznit"? Is this what we've digressed to? __________________ www.eppbphoto.com Despite my given title, I am neither "unexperienced" (sic) nor a "lover"

March 10th, 2009, 6:55 PM	#5
klankymen BLT Master Joined: Jun 3rd, 2008 Last Online: 6:24 AM Location: München, Königreich Bayern Posts: 3,017 Car: 965hp MVG-Baureihe A, 3218hp MVG-Baureihe C Rep Power: 113	I'll digress you in half a second! __________________ 27% Die Linke? Enough is enough. We are not here to subsidize you lazy unemployed east Germans or follow your communist agenda. Build the wall back up NOW.

March 10th, 2009, 9:16 PM	#7
dawes Not A Dude Joined: Feb 18th, 2009 Last Online: November 4th, 2009 Location: Delft, NL Age: 20 Posts: 289 Car: Someday I'll own an Alfa Romeo Spyder. Rep Power: 8	Klankymen, that looks really nice __________________ JM: 'Can I just say...' JC: 'What?' JM: 'You look like a gay cowboy and you look like a gay terrorist.' JC: 'No, you look like a terrorist with a broken windscreen wiper and your face is ridiculous.'

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DTMracer Joined: Oct 6th, 2007 Last Online: May 9th, 2009 Posts: 1,490 Car: 1988 Mini Cooper, 1998 MB E55 AMG Rep Power: 13	Hmm, BLT. Nice!

March 11th, 2009, 2:16 AM	#8
Topgearfanatic Joined: Jul 3rd, 2008 Last Online: 7:01 AM Age: 16 Posts: 1,745 Car: 2002 Volkswagen Jetta GLS 1.8T Rep Power: 48	/\ This is a woman's perspective of a beast sandwich. That sandwich is beast and I would eat that up before you could say mum! /\This is not a woman's perspective of a beast sandwich! Now I want a BLT! __________________

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March 12th, 2009, 12:52 AM	#13
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May 9th, 2009, 7:31 PM	#14
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