Funny Kimi quotes - Page 2

Cellos88GT · August 31st, 2009, 9:16 PM

MP4/14 · September 1st, 2009, 2:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Susurrate

From the Belgian Gp

Reporter "Do you enjoy Spa Kimi?"
Kimi "Yes, it's nice."
Reporter "What do you like about it?"
Kimi "I just told you, it's nice."

Kimi, I salute you .

HM1988 · September 2nd, 2009, 7:59 PM

The helmet has a special meaning for many drivers. How important is it to you? - It protects my head. images/smilies/lol.gif

matskulainen · October 5th, 2009, 12:20 PM

On switching to rally:

"I have no interest to drive around just in 10th place. I get nothing from that. I would rather stay home and do something else. If I cannot have the proper team, with a proper winning car, then I will think about it."

Not necessarily funny, but very well said.

ladora · October 5th, 2009, 12:47 PM

"Well, in summer there's fishing and fucking. And in winter... the fishing is bad."

matyas · October 5th, 2009, 12:59 PM

Where was that quote from?

ladora · October 5th, 2009, 1:25 PM

If I'm not wrong I think it was from a magazine interview. I vaguely remember seeing a scan of it somewhere. If I find it I'll post it here.

ladora · October 5th, 2009, 1:38 PM

Found it:

http://pic.phyrefile.com/l/la/ladora/2009/10/05/krmag7vs1.jpg

SchumacherM · October 5th, 2009, 3:20 PM

God, I'm so sorry to see him go from Ferrari. He is just the most favorable character on the F1 grid.

Quote#1 is just pure gold images/smilies/biggrin.gif

Brother Michael · October 5th, 2009, 9:37 PM

You guys should really love this then:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbI93pXXGvk[/YOUTUBE]

The really good stuff begins at 4:06. I know you can't get the full potential out of it, but there are a couple of really golden moments, for example when Kimi thinks he has broken the Fezza..."You think we broke it ?"......"Toimii (= woooorks)"

images/smilies/rofl.gif

That said Kimi's driving seems really....well, crude if I'm honest. Bloody fast yes, but compared to Schuey for example he seems very agressive and not nearly as precise and pinpoint with his driving. Not saying that's a bad thing, just an observation.

MadCow809 · October 5th, 2009, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Michael

You guys should really love this then:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbI93pXXGvk[/YOUTUBE]

The really good stuff begins at 4:06. I know you can't get the full potential out of it, but there are a couple of really golden moments, for example when Kimi thinks he has broken the Fezza..."You think we broke it ?"......"Toimii (= woooorks)"

images/smilies/rofl.gif

That said Kimi's driving seems really....well, crude if I'm honest. Bloody fast yes, but compared to Schuey for example he seems very agressive and not nearly as precise and pinpoint with his driving. Not saying that's a bad thing, just an observation.

Hm... In a sports car, showing off and scaring the TV presenter, yes, not so sure about F1 though. Both Schumi and Kimi likes to drive a race car with a very neutral to slight oversteer setup. Whereas Massa clearly likes his car to have a hint of understeer on the absolute limit.

Different strokes for different blokes, as long as they can deliver the result.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladora

Found it:

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ladora again."

Thanks for the scan. I tried to rep you but it's not working : (

MadCat360 · October 5th, 2009, 11:10 PM

"What was it like getting behind the Ferrari for the first time?"

"It was OK."

images/smilies/lol.gif

Ladamaha · October 6th, 2009, 4:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Michael

The really good stuff begins at 4:06. I know you can't get the full potential out of it, but there are a couple of really golden moments, for example when Kimi thinks he has broken the Fezza..."You think we broke it ?"......"Toimii (= woooorks)"

images/smilies/rofl.gif

That said Kimi's driving seems really....well, crude if I'm honest. Bloody fast yes, but compared to Schuey for example he seems very agressive and not nearly as precise and pinpoint with his driving. Not saying that's a bad thing, just an observation.

I laughed out loud for the video. Hadn't seen that before. Sound wasn't well in sync, but I'm rather glad he doesn't talk that much. You could say he isn't that well spoken man. Still, lots of gold there. Especially the 'fuck off' bit. images/smilies/lol.gif

I'm sure he tried make Halli shit his pants on the track. Guess he almost pulled it off. On such variable grip conditions the car is going to be a bit jerky, especially when driven to scare journos.

-Cpt. J.- · October 6th, 2009, 5:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ladamaha

I laughed out loud for the video. Hadn't seen that before. Sound wasn't well in sync, but I'm rather glad he doesn't talk that much. You could say he isn't that well spoken man. Still, lots of gold there. Especially the 'fuck off' bit. images/smilies/lol.gif

I'm sure he tried make Halli shit his pants on the track. Guess he almost pulled it off. On such variable grip conditions the car is going to be a bit jerky, especially when driven to scare journos.

You can clearly see in that video that when the dude walks up to Kimi and the shows presenter it is a joke when Kimi tells him to fuck off. Many people here in Finland took that bit too seriously though. Some claim that bit prooves that Kimi never fit well at Ferrari.

Mercury · October 6th, 2009, 6:15 PM

This thread has just stepped up it's awesome levels. Keep it up cause it seems Kimi's history has plenty of gems images/smilies/biggrin.gif

ladora · October 8th, 2009, 12:40 PM

Just found the other two parts to that scan I posted earlier!

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http://pic.phyrefile.com/l/la/ladora/2009/10/08/krmag5iq0.jpg

http://pic.phyrefile.com/l/la/ladora/2009/10/08/krmag6dm0.jpg

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ALXBWSCREW · October 8th, 2009, 5:21 PM

^how much more rep can you take? That is AWESOME. Kimi quotes FTMFW!

Donington · October 8th, 2009, 6:10 PM

I had no idea he was that funny. The only times I hear him say something it goes like this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimi after finishing first

I, err, I had a gut race. The car was, err, err very good. I am hoping for a err, good season.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimi after having a massive crash and finishing last

I, err, I had a gut race. The car was, err, err very good. I am hoping for a err, good season.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimi after jumping his car over a FUCKING VOLCANO

I, err, I had a gut race. The car was, err, err very good. I am hoping for a err, good season. I'm sorry for the delay before the jump though, I was having a shit.

vikiradTG2007 · October 8th, 2009, 6:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donington

I had no idea he was that funny. The only times I hear him say something it goes like this:

That's because he doesn't like being ambushed by TV journalists who all ask the same thing. images/smilies/lol.gif

SchumacherM · October 8th, 2009, 7:09 PM

That video..just pure gold images/smilies/biggrin.gif

When Kimi starts shouting at a man, fucking him away images/smilies/lol.gif

And the finale: Toimii images/smilies/biggrin.gif

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ladora Joined: Jun 12th, 2008 Last Online: 8:00 PM Location: Singapore Age: 19 Posts: 1,537 Car: A black office chair with 5-wheel drive Rep Power: 38	"Well, in summer there's fishing and fucking. And in winter... the fishing is bad." __________________ "I got kicked out of Barnes & Nobles once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section." bye bye kimster

October 5th, 2009, 1:25 PM	#27
ladora Joined: Jun 12th, 2008 Last Online: 8:00 PM Location: Singapore Age: 19 Posts: 1,537 Car: A black office chair with 5-wheel drive Rep Power: 38	If I'm not wrong I think it was from a magazine interview. I vaguely remember seeing a scan of it somewhere. If I find it I'll post it here. __________________ "I got kicked out of Barnes & Nobles once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section." bye bye kimster

October 5th, 2009, 1:38 PM	#28
ladora Joined: Jun 12th, 2008 Last Online: 8:00 PM Location: Singapore Age: 19 Posts: 1,537 Car: A black office chair with 5-wheel drive Rep Power: 38	Found it: __________________ "I got kicked out of Barnes & Nobles once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section." bye bye kimster

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HM1988 Joined: Nov 14th, 2007 Last Online: February 9th, 2010 Location: Brazil Age: 21 Posts: 144 Car: VW Beetle Rep Power: 10	The helmet has a special meaning for many drivers. How important is it to you? - It protects my head.

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matyas Joined: Dec 23rd, 2006 Last Online: 12:32 PM Location: Espoo, Finland Age: 22 Posts: 278 Car: 1984 Mercedes 280SE - sold Rep Power: 21	Where was that quote from?

October 5th, 2009, 3:20 PM	#29
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October 5th, 2009, 9:37 PM	#30
Brother Michael Joined: Jan 29th, 2007 Last Online: 5:50 PM Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 1,651 Car: Audi S8 Rep Power: 205	You guys should really love this then: [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbI93pXXGvk[/YOUTUBE] The really good stuff begins at 4:06. I know you can't get the full potential out of it, but there are a couple of really golden moments, for example when Kimi thinks he has broken the Fezza..."You think we broke it ?"......"Toimii (= woooorks)" That said Kimi's driving seems really....well, crude if I'm honest. Bloody fast yes, but compared to Schuey for example he seems very agressive and not nearly as precise and pinpoint with his driving. Not saying that's a bad thing, just an observation. __________________ -Every man dies, not every man really lives- Last edited by Brother Michael; October 5th, 2009 at 9:42 PM.

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Mercury Joined: Dec 3rd, 2005 Last Online: 3:16 PM Location: Jerusalem ,Israel Age: 27 Posts: 1,516 Car: Peugeot 206 XS 1.6L Rep Power: 0	This thread has just stepped up it's awesome levels. Keep it up cause it seems Kimi's history has plenty of gems __________________ You utter pirate! - Mr. James May "If you were going to analy rape one of the top gear hosts, Richard would be the top of everyone's list" - Jonathan Ross "Then there’s the pronunciation issue. Jagwarr, Teeyoda, Neesarn, Hundy, Mitsuboosi, BM Dubya, V Dubya – it’s all completely mangled. " - J.Clarkson

October 8th, 2009, 12:40 PM	#36
ladora Joined: Jun 12th, 2008 Last Online: 8:00 PM Location: Singapore Age: 19 Posts: 1,537 Car: A black office chair with 5-wheel drive Rep Power: 38	Just found the other two parts to that scan I posted earlier! --- --- __________________ "I got kicked out of Barnes & Nobles once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section." bye bye kimster

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ALXBWSCREW Joined: Dec 9th, 2008 Last Online: 8:29 PM Location: Germany (Constanta, Romania home sweet home) Posts: 578 Car: Alfa Romeo 156 Rep Power: 23	^how much more rep can you take? That is AWESOME. Kimi quotes FTMFW! __________________ The Blog of Cars

October 8th, 2009, 7:09 PM	#40
SchumacherM Joined: Jul 3rd, 2009 Last Online: 10:52 PM Location: Slovenia Age: 17 Posts: 443 Car: Fiat Punto '00 + Golf Mk.V Driving school LFS Status: Rep Power: 18	That video..just pure gold When Kimi starts shouting at a man, fucking him away And the finale: Toimii __________________

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