Bad Car Puns, inspired by BBC Radio 4's ISIHAC

Labcoatguy · September 25th, 2007, 01:25 AM

I was listening to an old edition of BBC Radio 4's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, and in the round where they redefine words (Uxbridge English Dictionary), they had these two gems:

Audi A4: What you say when you drop a heavy ream of paper on your toe.
Cruise control: Scientology.

Your turn, forum.

BerserkerCatSplat · September 25th, 2007, 01:37 AM

Yugo, I'm not going anywhere.

No Boss · September 25th, 2007, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Labcoatguy

Audi A4: What you say when you drop a heavy ream of paper on your toe.
Cruise control: Scientology.

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amdforever · September 25th, 2007, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Labcoatguy

I was listening to an old edition of BBC Radio 4's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, and in the round where they redefine words (Uxbridge English Dictionary), they had these two gems:

Audi A4: What you say when you drop a heavy ream of paper on your toe.
Cruise control: Scientology.

Your turn, forum.

He thought it was funneh -

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BlaRo · September 25th, 2007, 03:32 AM

I'm sorry, I'd like to Passat my turn to another Entourage. These are pretty Porsche, I can't even Focus anymore. You guys are gonna have to Endeavor harder if you want to Impreza me.

napoleondyna · September 26th, 2007, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlaRo

I'm sorry, I'd like to Passat my turn to another Entourage. These are pretty Porsche, I can't even Focus anymore. You guys are gonna have to Endeavor harder if you want to Impreza me.

Prost264 · September 26th, 2007, 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlaRo

I'm sorry, I'd like to Passat my turn to another Entourage. These are pretty Porsche, I can't even Focus anymore. You guys are gonna have to Endeavor harder if you want to Impreza me.

That took some Carisma.

BlaRo · September 26th, 2007, 06:12 AM

What can i say, I'm an overAchieva.

Prost264 · September 26th, 2007, 04:39 PM

You are taking your creativeness to the Maxima.

Tobias · September 26th, 2007, 08:17 PM

My lawnmower won't start. I keep pulling the Accord and nothing happens.

Prost264 · September 26th, 2007, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tobias

My lawnmower won't start. I keep pulling the Accord and nothing happens.

That was lame. I'm just telling it like it is, its my Civic duty.

These are all lame, I was just using yours to help me.

American TG Man · September 26th, 2007, 08:40 PM

I feel like running around Naked.

Prost264 · September 26th, 2007, 08:54 PM

I just took a road trip down to Santa Fe, then to Tucson, and finally to Vera Cruz.. all in my Hyundai.

LeMans GTR · September 27th, 2007, 10:53 AM

I'm so Smart! (no bragging intended)

chaos386 · September 27th, 2007, 01:09 PM

^*stabs you with a Javelin*

GraemeH · September 27th, 2007, 01:33 PM

The corollary of all this crap humour is that I'm not laughing.

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YF19pilot · September 27th, 2007, 01:48 PM

^ don't make me pull out my Sledgehammer. Though you ever had a Cherry and Pinto beans? Seems like an odd Combi if you ask me.

EsPpY · September 27th, 2007, 02:52 PM

I like to gaze into the Skyline when the sun is setting.....

*just got home, didnt think much but just wanna talk about my favourite car of all time* images/smilies/tongue.gif

Vette Boss · September 27th, 2007, 03:46 PM

You'll have to Prius the bag of money from my hands.

Prost264 · September 27th, 2007, 04:17 PM

My friend got in to school because of his Legacy.

September 25th, 2007, 01:25 AM	#1
Labcoatguy Joined: Mar 27th, 2005 Last Online: 12:11 AM Location: Boston, MA Age: 25 Posts: 2,695 Car: None; later rather than sooner Rep Power: 82	Bad Car Puns, inspired by BBC Radio 4's ISIHAC I was listening to an old edition of BBC Radio 4's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, and in the round where they redefine words (Uxbridge English Dictionary), they had these two gems: Audi A4: What you say when you drop a heavy ream of paper on your toe. Cruise control: Scientology. Your turn, forum.

September 25th, 2007, 01:37 AM	#2
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September 26th, 2007, 04:39 PM	#9
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September 26th, 2007, 08:54 PM	#13
Prost264 Joined: Jun 30th, 2006 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Age: 21 Posts: 2,251 Car: 1995 Subaru Legacy Rep Power: 30	I just took a road trip down to Santa Fe, then to Tucson, and finally to Vera Cruz.. all in my Hyundai.

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September 27th, 2007, 01:33 PM	#16
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September 27th, 2007, 02:52 PM	#18
EsPpY Joined: Jan 24th, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Where F1 runs at night Posts: 602 Car: (someday) Honda Civic Si Rep Power: 20	I like to gaze into the Skyline when the sun is setting..... just got home, didnt think much but just wanna talk about my favourite car of all time

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September 27th, 2007, 04:17 PM	#20
Prost264 Joined: Jun 30th, 2006 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Age: 21 Posts: 2,251 Car: 1995 Subaru Legacy Rep Power: 30	My friend got in to school because of his Legacy.

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