Bug that excretes petrol?!

matt2000 · July 6th, 2008, 6:59 PM

Found this while poking around on the Zombie Squad forums. My God they have some weird thinkers there.

Quote:

“Ten years ago I could never have imagined I’d be doing this,” says Greg Pal, 33, a former software executive, as he squints into the late afternoon Californian sun. “I mean, this is essentially agriculture, right? But the people I talk to – especially the ones coming out of business school – this is the one hot area everyone wants to get into.”
He means bugs. To be more precise: the genetic alteration of bugs – very, very small ones – so that when they feed on agricultural waste such as woodchips or wheat straw, they do something extraordinary. They excrete crude oil.
Unbelievably, this is not science fiction. Mr Pal holds up a small beaker of bug excretion that could, theoretically, be poured into the tank of the giant Lexus SUV next to us. Not that Mr Pal is willing to risk it just yet. He gives it a month before the first vehicle is filled up on what he calls “renewable petroleum”. After that, he grins, “it’s a brave new world”.
Mr Pal is a senior director of LS9, one of several companies in or near Silicon Valley that have spurned traditional high-tech activities such as software and networking and embarked instead on an extraordinary race to make $140-a-barrel oil (£70) from Saudi Arabia obsolete. “All of us here – everyone in this company and in this industry, are aware of the urgency,” Mr Pal says.

What is most remarkable about what they are doing is that instead of trying to reengineer the global economy – as is required, for example, for the use of hydrogen fuel – they are trying to make a product that is interchangeable with oil. The company claims that this “Oil 2.0” will not only be renewable but also carbon negative – meaning that the carbon it emits will be less than that sucked from the atmosphere by the raw materials from which it is made.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle4133668.ece

BS? It's from the Times

If not, it could be the answer to our prayers.

Discuss.

Speedtouch · July 6th, 2008, 7:11 PM

Indeed if real, that would be awesome. A new kind of fuel tank would be cool, one that has a colony inside, and automatically refills. images/smilies/lol.gif

katwalk · July 6th, 2008, 7:14 PM

*fills bug with bugs*
images/smilies/lol.gif

bafranksbro · July 6th, 2008, 7:18 PM

Was I the only one that thought Beetle when I saw the thread title? images/smilies/blink.gif

Crazyjeeper · July 6th, 2008, 7:21 PM

The thread title made me think of an old VW with a leaky fuel tank images/smilies/lol.gif

bafranksbro · July 6th, 2008, 7:22 PM

^ Haha I wasn't. images/smilies/lol.gif

matt2000 · July 6th, 2008, 7:26 PM

Well when I searched for existing threads all I got was VW threads. images/smilies/lol.gif

the Interceptor · July 6th, 2008, 7:26 PM

I'd buy that shit! images/smilies/lol.gif

Wizegui · July 6th, 2008, 7:32 PM

I'd just buy several colonies of these bugs and leave it in my cas tank. Then I'll seal off the fuel filler cap so that none of them car escape.

Solberg · July 6th, 2008, 7:37 PM

You need hundreds of millions of them to supply a decent supply of fuel. Imagine if they all broke free. That would be a huge problem.

the Interceptor · July 6th, 2008, 7:38 PM

With this upcoming "bacteria and bugs eat biowaste and produce fuel" reports, does anyone else feel reminded of the beginning of Back to the Future 2, where Doc Brown puts a Banana and some Beer into the Delorean? images/smilies/lol.gif

emil_t · July 6th, 2008, 8:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matt2000

BS? It's from the Times

If not, it could be the answer to our prayers.

yes, bug shit images/smilies/lol.gif

though it comes to mind, what will happen if the bacteria will somehow exit the lab ? will it survive in water, thus contaminating it ?

smib · July 6th, 2008, 8:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solberg

You need hundreds of millions of them to supply a decent supply of fuel. Imagine if they all broke free. That would be a huge problem.

I saw an article on this a while ago and the interviewer asked about that. The scientist said that they would also be genetically engineered to die of removed from thier environment.

argatoga · July 6th, 2008, 8:37 PM

Sounds nice, but how efficient is it compared to sticking a tube in the ground and having oil spurt out?

matt2000 · July 6th, 2008, 9:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by argatoga

Sounds nice, but how efficient is it compared to sticking a tube in the ground and having oil spurt out?

Probably very when you get to the point that nothing comes out of the tube. And they say it reduces CO2 levels too.

All sounds a bit sci-fi though, and I don't really like the idea of genetic engineering anyway. I've played Bioshock.

Would be a great way to get rid of politicians though, just chuck them into a tank of these, instead of sharks or piranhas. very James Bond!

Crazyjeeper · July 6th, 2008, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matt2000

All sounds a bit sci-fi though, and I don't really like the idea of genetic engineering anyway. I've played Bioshock.

Dude, plasmids would kick ass images/smilies/tongue.gif

Ottobon · July 7th, 2008, 1:31 AM

I really wish this works out, but i have a feeling all the GE ("Frankenfood") idiot protesters will make it hard as hell. Probably be like Nuclear Power where even if it would dramatically help the environment, improve the quality of life for millions, and create new jobs, the enviros will still be against it.

Gatecrasher · July 7th, 2008, 7:59 AM

*waits for bug activists to complain that the insects are not being treated humanely*

Crazyjeeper · July 7th, 2008, 8:18 AM

*waits on roof with rifle for said activists to show up* images/smilies/twisted.gif

jensked · July 7th, 2008, 9:19 AM

There is already such a creature:

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the Interceptor I LUV MY PRIUS!!! Joined: Feb 22nd, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Germany Posts: 3,502 Car: BMW E36 323i ultraleggera (-143 kg) Rep Power: 108	With this upcoming "bacteria and bugs eat biowaste and produce fuel" reports, does anyone else feel reminded of the beginning of Back to the Future 2, where Doc Brown puts a Banana and some Beer into the Delorean? __________________ "We have to laugh at the Germans, because they're so riddled with guilt about their history, they can't laugh at themselves." - Jeremy Clarkson Got a question regarding Hi-Fi of any kind? Then check my general audio thread.

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Ottobon Banned Joined: Nov 27th, 2005 Last Online: May 27th, 2009 Location: Detriot Metro Area Posts: 3,313 Car: 2 Rust buckets and a confused 1999 American. Rep Power: 0	I really wish this works out, but i have a feeling all the GE ("Frankenfood") idiot protesters will make it hard as hell. Probably be like Nuclear Power where even if it would dramatically help the environment, improve the quality of life for millions, and create new jobs, the enviros will still be against it.

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