caparo police car...uh-oh....

Mexilag · October 31st, 2007, 11:34 PM

howdy. quick and ugly ps i just did, childish yet funny.

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/moreysan/policecaparo.jpg

Prost264 · October 31st, 2007, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mexilag

...yet funny.

It is? Fooled me.

Labcoatguy · November 1st, 2007, 12:34 AM

YF19pilot · November 1st, 2007, 12:46 AM

Your reg date is old, but I think I'll believe your post count and still call you a n00b. Otherwise, you'd have known better and posted in the appropriate area, that being the PHOTOSHOP forum. Congrats on failure.

ibtl

edit: and speaking from experiance, your Photoshop is childish, isn't funny, and in fact sucks. So you can use a blur tool to add some flames, but you probably don't know what anti-alias is, or how to properly work in layers (as evidenced by your crappily cut in cops, that you probably dropped the resolution on the picture to avoid being noticable, but even then you went the lazy route and failed); so rather than put some effort into something, you just post this turd. Congrats again on failure.

teeb · November 1st, 2007, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by YF19pilot

Your reg date is old, but I think I'll believe your post count and still call you a n00b. Otherwise, you'd have known better and posted in the appropriate area, that being the PHOTOSHOP forum. Congrats on failure.

ibtl

edit: and speaking from experiance, your Photoshop is childish, isn't funny, and in fact sucks. So you can use a blur tool to add some flames, but you probably don't know what anti-alias is, or how to properly work in layers (as evidenced by your crappily cut in cops, that you probably dropped the resolution on the picture to avoid being noticable, but even then you went the lazy route and failed); so rather than put some effort into something, you just post this turd. Congrats again on failure.

In fairness, it is a thread about the Caparo police car. Which does probably merit it's own thread - we have had at least one Exige police car thread, several for US police cars and that Italian Lambo ( images/smilies/drool.gif

)

The photoshop is to go along with the news of the Caparo police car. And got a cheap laugh out of me. It's not meant to be a detailed imaging of what a Caparo burning 2 people looks like :/

Mexilag · November 1st, 2007, 12:58 AM

wow YF19pilot, do you have sand in your vagina?

YF19pilot · November 1st, 2007, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by teeb

In fairness, it is a thread about the Caparo police car. Which does probably merit it's own thread - we have had at least one Exige police car thread, several for US police cars and that Italian Lambo ( images/smilies/drool.gif

)

The photoshop is to go along with the news of the Caparo police car. And got a cheap laugh out of me. It's not meant to be a detailed imaging of what a Caparo burning 2 people looks like :/

Ah, didn't know about the Caparo police car. Still, even as an image in jest, there are still quite a number of quality issues he could've worked out, as the cops look like they've been copy/paste/cut by a spaz. I'm not looking for high quality work, but at least a little effort put forth for the sake of humor.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mexilag

wow YF19pilot, do you have sand in your vagina?

Hey, funny and original! Nice snappy comeback!

Mexilag · November 1st, 2007, 01:14 AM

I know the image is crap. and i know my comeback was lame. peace, ok?

teeb · November 1st, 2007, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by YF19pilot

Hey, funny and original! Nice snappy comeback!

Let me just quickly, in 2 minutes, photoshop up that image! Then you can critique it in terms of it's value as a work of art for me! images/smilies/tongue.gif

To put this thread back on topic : Link to Caparo Police Car news.

Note how the potential criminals just need to go over a speedbump to escape.

YF19pilot · November 1st, 2007, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Mexilag

I know the image is crap. and i know my comeback was lame. peace, ok?

I'm not going to hound you in every thread we meet in, if that's what you're worried about (I'll just complain once in here and then let it go). I'm just griping at your lack of quality, and you seemed to come off as "HAY GUYZ WUTS GOING ON HERE?!" It's the goon in me...

If you need a little suggestion, zoom in more when you make your cuts around the cops, or layer the flames on top of them, rather than behind. Or learn to mask. Also, anti-alias is your friend. I know it's just a quick and dirty and crummy shop, but just spend and extra 1 or 2 minutes, and it'll be all that much better. I'm not telling you to go out and waste 5 hours to make a master piece or anything like that, just take your time to clean things up a bit. Believe me, its the difference between "crap" and "hey, that's kinda funny". At least you don't use red Times New Roman font. Then I really would've thrown the book at you.

jayhawk · November 1st, 2007, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Mexilag

wow YF19pilot, do you have sand in your vagina?

Well, he does live near a beach... images/smilies/wacko.gif

just kidding, yf!

Mexilag · November 5th, 2007, 01:54 PM

OMG i got contacted by the TG staff, they're going to use the image in their news section! they just wanted to get clearance... holly crap!

Quote:

Originally Posted by jayhawk

Well, he does live near a beach... images/smilies/wacko.gif

just kidding, yf!

LOL!

Speedtouch · November 5th, 2007, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YF19pilot

Hey, funny and original! Nice snappy comeback!

It was almost as snappy as 'Your Mum'! images/smilies/lol.gif

jayhawk · November 6th, 2007, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Mexilag

holly crap!
LOL!

http://www.phyrefile.com/pic/2007/11/05/3313431586503fc83e8.jpg

+

http://www.phyrefile.com/pic/2007/11/05/ist2433189dirtydog.jpg

??

No Boss · November 6th, 2007, 02:55 AM

Nice knowin ya, Jay.

Posting real poo... for shame. images/smilies/tongue.gif

BlaRo · November 6th, 2007, 07:38 AM

I dunno...those look like ungainly acorns to me, man.

Most surreal thread ever. YF19... images/smilies/blink.gif

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/MagrittePipe.jpg

Vette Boss · November 6th, 2007, 07:43 AM

Nah, you can tell they have that unmistakable glisten of real turds..

marcos_eirik · November 6th, 2007, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by press release

MET POLICE - RAPID RESPONSE VEHICLE

Getaway drivers and outside lane lovers beware! The Met Police has a teamed up with Brit supercar manufacturer, Caparo, to conceive a brand new Rapid Response Vehicle (RRV) for the future – on show at MPH ’07 this weekend.

Capable of accelerating from a Police lay-by to 100mph in just 5 seconds and onto a top speed of 200mph, the Caparo T1 RRV would be deployed to hunt down car criminals within the M25.

Like everything else in the Met Police’s armoury, this bespoke RRV is intended as a deterrent. Just check your mirrors next time you fancy breaking the speed limit!

Pictures of Caparo T1 RRV in high resulution...

Electric-Mayhem · November 6th, 2007, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by YF19pilot

I'm not going to hound you in every thread we meet in, if that's what you're worried about (I'll just complain once in here and then let it go). I'm just griping at your lack of quality, and you seemed to come off as "HAY GUYZ WUTS GOING ON HERE?!" It's the goon in me...

If you need a little suggestion, zoom in more when you make your cuts around the cops, or layer the flames on top of them, rather than behind. Or learn to mask. Also, anti-alias is your friend. I know it's just a quick and dirty and crummy shop, but just spend and extra 1 or 2 minutes, and it'll be all that much better. I'm not telling you to go out and waste 5 hours to make a master piece or anything like that, just take your time to clean things up a bit. Believe me, its the difference between "crap" and "hey, that's kinda funny". At least you don't use red Times New Roman font. Then I really would've thrown the book at you.

Ummm.........I don't think the OP was going for realism or good workmanship. I found it funnier done kinda crappy and silly, rather then if he had actually tried to make it look good and real. Not sure why you jumped on him for it anyways, as the joke seemed obvious to me (baked potato and all that).

JH

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YF19pilot Joined: Apr 15th, 2005 Last Online: January 8th, 2009 Location: Navarre, FL Age: 24 Posts: 1,947 Car: 1990 Volvo 740 GL LFS Status: Rep Power: 19	Your reg date is old, but I think I'll believe your post count and still call you a n00b. Otherwise, you'd have known better and posted in the appropriate area, that being the PHOTOSHOP forum. Congrats on failure. ibtl edit: and speaking from experiance, your Photoshop is childish, isn't funny, and in fact sucks. So you can use a blur tool to add some flames, but you probably don't know what anti-alias is, or how to properly work in layers (as evidenced by your crappily cut in cops, that you probably dropped the resolution on the picture to avoid being noticable, but even then you went the lazy route and failed); so rather than put some effort into something, you just post this turd. Congrats again on failure. __________________ Last edited by YF19pilot; November 1st, 2007 at 12:54 AM..

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Vette Boss Joined: Nov 14th, 2004 Last Online: 12:36 AM Location: United States, Britain, in time Age: 23 Posts: 3,029 Car: Nissan Altima 3.5-litre SE Rep Power: 36	Nah, you can tell they have that unmistakable glisten of real turds.. __________________ 2003 Nissan Altima 3.5SE SHIFT_the future

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Mexilag Joined: Dec 11th, 2005 Last Online: December 15th, 2008 Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0	wow YF19pilot, do you have sand in your vagina?

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Mexilag Joined: Dec 11th, 2005 Last Online: December 15th, 2008 Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0	I know the image is crap. and i know my comeback was lame. peace, ok?

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