Motorcycle squid hilarity: guy puts "NOS" in his GSX-R, but it doesn't give him wings

BlaRo · May 21st, 2009, 9:50 PM

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570

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My bike was running like crap on my way home from work so I stopped at a gas station to get some NOS. I poured in 2 bottles and rode it home. Well I don't think it helped because it ran even worse on the way home and now it won't start. Any ideas?

And what sort of NOS do they sell in sizes that small?

(Yeah, it's probably a troll, but nah...there really are people that stupid out there.)

Dogbert · May 21st, 2009, 9:54 PM

No.

No there's no way.

I refuse to believe someone is that stupid.

I'm sorry, I just can't. I won't.

Small Guy · May 21st, 2009, 10:09 PM

I can't stop Laughing! images/smilies/lol.gif

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Well I don't how how MORE octane can hurt anything....

A little later (after people starts saying its a drink)

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can't think of a reason more octane would hurt the motor. If anything it should clean it out

And some more crap:

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It wasn't an energy drink. The bottles were blue and looked just like a NOS bottle

And the Cleaner stuff dosent even look like a nos bottle! images/smilies/tongue.gif

Brother Michael · May 21st, 2009, 10:14 PM

No.

No way.

No...fucking...way...

How.....what.....why.....how....

No....just....I mean....HOW....what...?

images/smilies/blink.gif

From the original thread:

Twerp128 · May 21st, 2009, 10:37 PM

No one with the mental capacity keep a motorcycle upright could possibly be this stupid.

prizrak · May 21st, 2009, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Twerp128

No one with the mental capacity keep a motorcycle upright could possibly be this stupid.

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Originally Posted by Big Trouble in Little China

It's all in the reflexes

Bubs360 · May 21st, 2009, 11:04 PM

No. There is no way. Please, I thought my faith in humanity had reached an all time low. All of the horrible things that happen in this world: A guy eats his own child's eyes out, shootings, mass murders, genocides, war...and on top of it all, some guy is truly stupid enough to get an energy drink out of the Quik-Mart refrigerator (next to all of the other energy drinks), and then proceed to pour said energy drink into his gas tank. After his bike stops running, he then argues that the NOS should have fixed it. Seriously, it has nutrition facts on the label, "Energy Drink" on the label, and it's refrigerated next to the other energy drinks.

No. I won't believe it. images/smilies/blink.gif

Even if it was real nitrous oxide, how would that fix a rough running bike?

Twerp128 · May 21st, 2009, 11:24 PM

NOS brand makes a fuel additive.

jayhawk · May 21st, 2009, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Twerp128

NOS brand makes a fuel additive.

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Originally Posted by some squidtard

It wasn't an energy drink. The bottles were blue and looked just like a NOS bottle

Bubs360 · May 21st, 2009, 11:42 PM

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NOS brand makes a fuel additive.

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It wasn't an energy drink. The bottles were blue and looked just like a NOS bottle

http://www.0-60mag.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/22oznos-wcap.jpg

http://image.fourwheeler.com/f/reviews/the-additives-we-need/17027020+cr1+re0+ar1/no-subject.jpg

avidvideo · May 22nd, 2009, 12:08 AM

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Quote:
Originally Posted by sti2gsxr
OK I get it, I'm an idot.

But I still need to fix my bike so does anyone know where to start?

first you'll need to prop the tank up, then remove the airbox. place some dynamite right there on top of the throttle bodies and reassemble. make sure your wick is long enough to run away from shrapnel. ignite the explosives and run like hell. make sure you're doing this in a remote location. after the explosion, go back and find any pieces of the bike leftover that have the VIN number on it and take them with you. call your insurance company and report it stolen. get paid and buy a new bike.

KaJuN · May 22nd, 2009, 3:01 AM

"Go ahead put the ~~chocolate egg~~ NOS drink in there, it won't hurt anything." images/smilies/may.gif

Part of me wants to say this is just a troll at work but the fact that a GSX-R owner is involved makes a bigger part of me think this is actually true.

unbreakable · May 22nd, 2009, 3:06 AM

EPIC hahaha

it was also posted in comedy central
http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/...is-motorcycle/

Bubs360 · May 22nd, 2009, 3:19 AM

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Originally Posted by KaJuN

"Go ahead put the ~~chocolate egg~~ NOS drink in there, it won't hurt anything." images/smilies/may.gif

Part of me wants to say this is just a troll at work but the fact that a GSX-R owner is involved makes a bigger part of me think this is actually true.

I was also skeptical but the fact that he has ~~OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!~~ over two thousand posts leads me to think it could very well be true.

LeVeL · May 22nd, 2009, 3:22 AM

eh, I believe it. people really are this dumb

starfox07 · May 22nd, 2009, 3:37 AM

I think this is one of those rare circumstances which transcends epic fail...into legendary fail

nsx_23 · May 22nd, 2009, 4:31 AM

I wouldn't mind trying some NOS energy drink (I don't think anyone sells it here in Australia).

Anyway, what kind of fuckwit puts energy drinks into their bike?

MadCat360 · May 22nd, 2009, 4:38 AM

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Originally Posted by nsx_23

Anyway, what kind of fuckwit puts energy drinks into their bike?

Gixxer fuckwits, that's who.

Now that he's put the energy drink in his bike, he should drink some of that injector cleaner. images/smilies/smile.gif

It's only logical...

LeVeL · May 22nd, 2009, 4:42 AM

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Originally Posted by nsx_23

I wouldn't mind trying some NOS energy drink (I don't think anyone sells it here in Australia).

Its not that great

CrazyRussian540 · May 22nd, 2009, 4:52 AM

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Originally Posted by MadCat360

Gixxer fuckwits, that's who.

Now that he's put the energy drink in his bike, he should drink some of that injector cleaner. images/smilies/smile.gif

It's only logical...

+1.

May 21st, 2009, 9:54 PM	#2
Dogbert Joined: Nov 15th, 2008 Last Online: 5:44 AM Location: N38° 34', W90° 15' Age: 23 Posts: 4,470 Car: Roger Dean's Rocks Rep Power: 216	No. No there's no way. I refuse to believe someone is that stupid. I'm sorry, I just can't. I won't. __________________ Get out. Your incredulous education system and archaic judicial practices are a stain on our country.

May 21st, 2009, 10:14 PM	#4
Brother Michael Joined: Jan 29th, 2007 Last Online: 1:08 AM Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 1,496 Car: Coming soon Rep Power: 143	No. No way. No...fucking...way... How.....what.....why.....how.... No....just....I mean....HOW....what...? From the original thread: __________________ -Every man dies, not every man really lives-

May 21st, 2009, 10:37 PM	#5
Twerp128 Joined: Oct 6th, 2006 Last Online: 2:38 AM Location: Indiana Age: 22 Posts: 2,588 Car: '83 Porsche 944, '91 Miazda Rep Power: 115	No one with the mental capacity keep a motorcycle upright could possibly be this stupid. __________________

May 21st, 2009, 11:04 PM	#7
Bubs360 Joined: Feb 11th, 2007 Last Online: November 19th, 2009 Location: New Hampshire Age: 19 Posts: 469 Car: Vanagon, Saturn SL1 LFS Status: Rep Power: 32	No. There is no way. Please, I thought my faith in humanity had reached an all time low. All of the horrible things that happen in this world: A guy eats his own child's eyes out, shootings, mass murders, genocides, war...and on top of it all, some guy is truly stupid enough to get an energy drink out of the Quik-Mart refrigerator (next to all of the other energy drinks), and then proceed to pour said energy drink into his gas tank. After his bike stops running, he then argues that the NOS should have fixed it. Seriously, it has nutrition facts on the label, "Energy Drink" on the label, and it's refrigerated next to the other energy drinks. No. I won't believe it. Even if it was real nitrous oxide, how would that fix a rough running bike? __________________

May 21st, 2009, 11:24 PM	#8
Twerp128 Joined: Oct 6th, 2006 Last Online: 2:38 AM Location: Indiana Age: 22 Posts: 2,588 Car: '83 Porsche 944, '91 Miazda Rep Power: 115	NOS brand makes a fuel additive. __________________

May 22nd, 2009, 3:01 AM	#12
KaJuN Disco Inferno Joined: Jul 31st, 2006 Last Online: 4:29 AM Location: American in Okinawa Age: 23 Posts: 5,069 Car: Suzuki Swift, Honda Benly CL50 Rep Power: 176	"Go ahead put the ~~chocolate egg~~ NOS drink in there, it won't hurt anything." Part of me wants to say this is just a troll at work but the fact that a GSX-R owner is involved makes a bigger part of me think this is actually true. __________________ ...and Michigan still sucks. D-Fence: Kajun is just outside caressing his Discovery....touching it gently, you know......it is such a dirty bitch.....but he seems to love dirty girls in high heels who are taller then him and have "quite a few pounds" on their hips ^^ This post was accidentally unearthed from a shallow grave by construction workers. My Flickr

May 22nd, 2009, 3:06 AM	#13
unbreakable Joined: Jan 7th, 2007 Last Online: November 20th, 2009 Location: Manila, Philippines Posts: 342 Car: 2007 Honda Civic Rep Power: 17	EPIC hahaha it was also posted in comedy central http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/...is-motorcycle/ __________________ R U 1 of us???

May 22nd, 2009, 3:22 AM	#15
LeVeL Joined: Jun 16th, 2007 Last Online: 3:36 AM Location: MA Age: 21 Posts: 2,972 Car: CG5/F23A1 Rep Power: 100	eh, I believe it. people really are this dumb __________________ ^Don't worry he's a closet ~~homosexual~~ Miata driver. - Twerp128 flickr . . . photography + UMass Motorsport

May 22nd, 2009, 3:37 AM	#16
starfox07 Joined: Oct 7th, 2007 Last Online: 4:27 AM Location: Ennis, Tx, USA Age: 20 Posts: 3,377 Car: 1984 Mazda RX7 GSL-SE Rep Power: 81	I think this is one of those rare circumstances which transcends epic fail...into legendary fail __________________ -Environmentally Hostile-

May 22nd, 2009, 4:31 AM	#17
nsx_23 Joined: May 9th, 2009 Last Online: 5:40 AM Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 2,352 Car: 03 Toyota Echo 3DR Rep Power: 39	I wouldn't mind trying some NOS energy drink (I don't think anyone sells it here in Australia). Anyway, what kind of fuckwit puts energy drinks into their bike?

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