No.
No there's no way.
I refuse to believe someone is that stupid.
I'm sorry, I just can't. I won't.
Get out.

Your incredulous education system and archaic judicial practices are a stain on our country.
http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570
And what sort of NOS do they sell in sizes that small?My bike was running like crap on my way home from work so I stopped at a gas station to get some NOS. I poured in 2 bottles and rode it home. Well I don't think it helped because it ran even worse on the way home and now it won't start. Any ideas?
(Yeah, it's probably a troll, but nah...there really are people that stupid out there.)

I can't stop Laughing!
A little later (after people starts saying its a drink)Well I don't how how MORE octane can hurt anything....
And some more crap:can't think of a reason more octane would hurt the motor. If anything it should clean it out
And the Cleaner stuff dosent even look like a nos bottle!It wasn't an energy drink. The bottles were blue and looked just like a NOS bottle![]()


No.
No way.
No...fucking...way...
How.....what.....why.....how....
No....just....I mean....HOW....what...?
From the original thread:
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No one with the mental capacity keep a motorcycle upright could possibly be this stupid.
No. There is no way. Please, I thought my faith in humanity had reached an all time low. All of the horrible things that happen in this world: A guy eats his own child's eyes out, shootings, mass murders, genocides, war...and on top of it all, some guy is truly stupid enough to get an energy drink out of the Quik-Mart refrigerator (next to all of the other energy drinks), and then proceed to pour said energy drink into his gas tank. After his bike stops running, he then argues that the NOS should have fixed it. Seriously, it has nutrition facts on the label, "Energy Drink" on the label, and it's refrigerated next to the other energy drinks.
No. I won't believe it.
Even if it was real nitrous oxide, how would that fix a rough running bike?
NOS brand makes a fuel additive.
NOS brand makes a fuel additive.It wasn't an energy drink. The bottles were blue and looked just like a NOS bottle
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first you'll need to prop the tank up, then remove the airbox. place some dynamite right there on top of the throttle bodies and reassemble. make sure your wick is long enough to run away from shrapnel. ignite the explosives and run like hell. make sure you're doing this in a remote location. after the explosion, go back and find any pieces of the bike leftover that have the VIN number on it and take them with you. call your insurance company and report it stolen. get paid and buy a new bike.Quote:
Originally Posted by sti2gsxr
OK I get it, I'm an idot.
But I still need to fix my bike so does anyone know where to start?![]()
EPIC hahaha
it was also posted in comedy central
http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/...is-motorcycle/


eh, I believe it. people really are this dumb

I think this is one of those rare circumstances which transcends epic fail...into legendary fail

I wouldn't mind trying some NOS energy drink (I don't think anyone sells it here in Australia).
Anyway, what kind of fuckwit puts energy drinks into their bike?
Gixxer fuckwits, that's who.
Now that he's put the energy drink in his bike, he should drink some of that injector cleaner.It's only logical...


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