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  1. May 21st, 2009 8:50 PM #1
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    Motorcycle squid hilarity: guy puts "NOS" in his GSX-R, but it doesn't give him wings

    http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570

    My bike was running like crap on my way home from work so I stopped at a gas station to get some NOS. I poured in 2 bottles and rode it home. Well I don't think it helped because it ran even worse on the way home and now it won't start. Any ideas?
    And what sort of NOS do they sell in sizes that small?




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    No.

    No there's no way.

    I refuse to believe someone is that stupid.

    I'm sorry, I just can't. I won't.
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    I can't stop Laughing!

    Well I don't how how MORE octane can hurt anything....
    A little later (after people starts saying its a drink)
    can't think of a reason more octane would hurt the motor. If anything it should clean it out
    And some more crap:
    It wasn't an energy drink. The bottles were blue and looked just like a NOS bottle
    And the Cleaner stuff dosent even look like a nos bottle!
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    No.

    No way.

    No...fucking...way...

    How.....what.....why.....how....

    No....just....I mean....HOW....what...?



    From the original thread:



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    No one with the mental capacity keep a motorcycle upright could possibly be this stupid.
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    No one with the mental capacity keep a motorcycle upright could possibly be this stupid.
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    No. There is no way. Please, I thought my faith in humanity had reached an all time low. All of the horrible things that happen in this world: A guy eats his own child's eyes out, shootings, mass murders, genocides, war...and on top of it all, some guy is truly stupid enough to get an energy drink out of the Quik-Mart refrigerator (next to all of the other energy drinks), and then proceed to pour said energy drink into his gas tank. After his bike stops running, he then argues that the NOS should have fixed it. Seriously, it has nutrition facts on the label, "Energy Drink" on the label, and it's refrigerated next to the other energy drinks.

    No. I won't believe it.



    Even if it was real nitrous oxide, how would that fix a rough running bike?
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    NOS brand makes a fuel additive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twerp128 View Post
    NOS brand makes a fuel additive.
    Quote Originally Posted by some squidtard
    It wasn't an energy drink. The bottles were blue and looked just like a NOS bottle
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    NOS brand makes a fuel additive.
    It wasn't an energy drink. The bottles were blue and looked just like a NOS bottle


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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by sti2gsxr
    OK I get it, I'm an idot.

    But I still need to fix my bike so does anyone know where to start?
    first you'll need to prop the tank up, then remove the airbox. place some dynamite right there on top of the throttle bodies and reassemble. make sure your wick is long enough to run away from shrapnel. ignite the explosives and run like hell. make sure you're doing this in a remote location. after the explosion, go back and find any pieces of the bike leftover that have the VIN number on it and take them with you. call your insurance company and report it stolen. get paid and buy a new bike.
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    "Go ahead put the chocolate egg NOS drink in there, it won't hurt anything."

    Part of me wants to say this is just a troll at work but the fact that a GSX-R owner is involved makes a bigger part of me think this is actually true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KaJuN View Post
    "Go ahead put the chocolate egg NOS drink in there, it won't hurt anything."

    Part of me wants to say this is just a troll at work but the fact that a GSX-R owner is involved makes a bigger part of me think this is actually true.
    I was also skeptical but the fact that he has OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!! over two thousand posts leads me to think it could very well be true.
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    eh, I believe it. people really are this dumb
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    I wouldn't mind trying some NOS energy drink (I don't think anyone sells it here in Australia).

    Anyway, what kind of fuckwit puts energy drinks into their bike?
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    Quote Originally Posted by nsx_23 View Post
    Anyway, what kind of fuckwit puts energy drinks into their bike?
    Gixxer fuckwits, that's who.

    Now that he's put the energy drink in his bike, he should drink some of that injector cleaner. It's only logical...
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    Quote Originally Posted by nsx_23 View Post
    I wouldn't mind trying some NOS energy drink (I don't think anyone sells it here in Australia).
    Its not that great
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadCat360 View Post
    Gixxer fuckwits, that's who.

    Now that he's put the energy drink in his bike, he should drink some of that injector cleaner. It's only logical...
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