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Old May 21st, 2009, 9:50 PM   #1
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My bike was running like crap on my way home from work so I stopped at a gas station to get some NOS. I poured in 2 bottles and rode it home. Well I don't think it helped because it ran even worse on the way home and now it won't start. Any ideas?
And what sort of NOS do they sell in sizes that small?

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No there's no way.

I refuse to believe someone is that stupid.

I'm sorry, I just can't. I won't.
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Well I don't how how MORE octane can hurt anything....
A little later (after people starts saying its a drink)
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can't think of a reason more octane would hurt the motor. If anything it should clean it out
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It wasn't an energy drink. The bottles were blue and looked just like a NOS bottle
And the Cleaner stuff dosent even look like a nos bottle! images/smilies/tongue.gif
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No.

No way.

No...fucking...way...

How.....what.....why.....how....

No....just....I mean....HOW....what...?

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No one with the mental capacity keep a motorcycle upright could possibly be this stupid.
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No. There is no way. Please, I thought my faith in humanity had reached an all time low. All of the horrible things that happen in this world: A guy eats his own child's eyes out, shootings, mass murders, genocides, war...and on top of it all, some guy is truly stupid enough to get an energy drink out of the Quik-Mart refrigerator (next to all of the other energy drinks), and then proceed to pour said energy drink into his gas tank. After his bike stops running, he then argues that the NOS should have fixed it. Seriously, it has nutrition facts on the label, "Energy Drink" on the label, and it's refrigerated next to the other energy drinks.

No. I won't believe it. images/smilies/blink.gif

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Even if it was real nitrous oxide, how would that fix a rough running bike?
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NOS brand makes a fuel additive.
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It wasn't an energy drink. The bottles were blue and looked just like a NOS bottle
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NOS brand makes a fuel additive.
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It wasn't an energy drink. The bottles were blue and looked just like a NOS bottle
http://www.0-60mag.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/22oznos-wcap.jpg

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OK I get it, I'm an idot.

But I still need to fix my bike so does anyone know where to start?
first you'll need to prop the tank up, then remove the airbox. place some dynamite right there on top of the throttle bodies and reassemble. make sure your wick is long enough to run away from shrapnel. ignite the explosives and run like hell. make sure you're doing this in a remote location. after the explosion, go back and find any pieces of the bike leftover that have the VIN number on it and take them with you. call your insurance company and report it stolen. get paid and buy a new bike.
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"Go ahead put the chocolate egg NOS drink in there, it won't hurt anything." images/smilies/may.gif

Part of me wants to say this is just a troll at work but the fact that a GSX-R owner is involved makes a bigger part of me think this is actually true.
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EPIC hahaha

it was also posted in comedy central
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"Go ahead put the chocolate egg NOS drink in there, it won't hurt anything." images/smilies/may.gif

Part of me wants to say this is just a troll at work but the fact that a GSX-R owner is involved makes a bigger part of me think this is actually true.
I was also skeptical but the fact that he has OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!! over two thousand posts leads me to think it could very well be true.
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I think this is one of those rare circumstances which transcends epic fail...into legendary fail
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I wouldn't mind trying some NOS energy drink (I don't think anyone sells it here in Australia).

Anyway, what kind of fuckwit puts energy drinks into their bike?
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Anyway, what kind of fuckwit puts energy drinks into their bike?
Gixxer fuckwits, that's who.

Now that he's put the energy drink in his bike, he should drink some of that injector cleaner. images/smilies/smile.gif It's only logical...
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I wouldn't mind trying some NOS energy drink (I don't think anyone sells it here in Australia).
Its not that great
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Gixxer fuckwits, that's who.

Now that he's put the energy drink in his bike, he should drink some of that injector cleaner. images/smilies/smile.gif It's only logical...
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