Motorcycle squid hilarity: guy puts "NOS" in his GSX-R, but it doesn't give him wings - Page 3

Redliner · May 23rd, 2009, 3:29 PM

To me, that counts as a double fail, because even if it WAS a real NOS bottle, spilling it´s content on the fuel tank is not the proper way to use it...

shad_68 · May 23rd, 2009, 4:46 PM

^

Quote:

NOS brand makes a fuel additive.

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Originally Posted by Bubs360

http://image.fourwheeler.com/f/reviews/the-additives-we-need/17027020+cr1+re0+ar1/no-subject.jpg

freefall · May 23rd, 2009, 5:07 PM

Added some photoshops to the thread images/smilies/biggrin.gif

Small Guy · May 23rd, 2009, 6:11 PM

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Originally Posted by freefall

Added some photoshops to the thread images/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Originally Posted by Freefäll

Nice one

Sik02Stang · May 24th, 2009, 1:43 AM

Remember people, these are guys who not only ride around on thier bikes with fake mohawks on thier helmets, but thier GF's on the back showing thier fat butcracks!

http://i400.photobucket.com/albums/pp90/Sik02Stang/2qmeuj9.jpg

Sik02Stang · May 24th, 2009, 1:48 AM

Jeremy nails it. this is a great point.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_JsA1DgDhU

images/smilies/biggrin.gif

"now, obviously im not going to ride the bike because im a hederosexual" LMAO!!!

here are some close minded morons leaving comments.

avalancher34 (1 week ago) 0 Reply
Individual race, best lap time for each. That way you don't have a driver worrying about hitting or endangering the other. Then take you can have tea time up your ass.

mooncatt79 (1 month ago) 0 Reply
im sorry but clarkson is a tosser, ofc bikes are x10 faster than cars, yes granted cars are and always will be faster round the bends. but clarkson hates bikes and since hes the presenter it just has "staged" written all over it

makemehavefun (2 months ago) 0 Reply
damn, he makes no bones about it... he's biased against bikes.

mooncats comment is just dumb.

Topgearfanatic · May 24th, 2009, 6:24 PM

Avalanchers idea would be stupid, it wouldn't be a race then.

prizrak · May 24th, 2009, 7:10 PM

^ As with most things pertaining to car racing the difference is the type of track. I suspect that if you put a superbike on an oval type track the bike will win.

Elvis313 · May 24th, 2009, 7:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sik02Stang

now, obviously im not going to ride the bike because im a hederosexual

what exactly is a hedero? you seem to have some strange fantasies
images/smilies/tongue.gif

airmenair · May 26th, 2009, 4:16 PM

How much of that additional traffic on the site equals more money for the site owner? If it does equate to more money it seems like these legends of automotive stupidity are good for business whether real or made up.

motogpboy · May 28th, 2009, 2:08 AM

Oh man I love squids...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/TL1000R/Quick%20Pics/squid10117628vm.jpg?t=1243476589

So much entertainment, so little time...

Redliner · May 28th, 2009, 2:55 AM

Bubs360 · May 28th, 2009, 3:06 AM

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Originally Posted by motogpboy

Oh man I love squids...

So much entertainment, so little time...

That's a classic photo. Love it!

Although I have been guilty of shorts and a t-shirt on the old Triple last summer. But seriously, come on! No helmet, no glasses, and sandals? images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

prizrak · May 28th, 2009, 11:45 AM

ROFL that is hilarious I'd bump this guy just for the fuck of it.

lv2xlr8 · June 1st, 2009, 3:03 AM

The thread is now a sticky over at gixxer. 2,414 posts and 1,193,225 views in 12 days. images/smilies/lol.gif

MadCat360 · June 2nd, 2009, 7:10 PM

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Originally Posted by motogpboy

Oh man I love squids...

So much entertainment, so little time...

You also shouldn't wear a helmet because it messes with your tan.

nsx_23 · June 3rd, 2009, 7:33 AM

I wonder why GSX-Rs attract morons.........

I mean, they're not bad bikes or anything.

Karoug · June 3rd, 2009, 7:39 AM

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Originally Posted by nsx_23

I wonder why GSX-Rs attract morons.........

I mean, they're not bad bikes or anything.

JipJopJones · June 3rd, 2009, 7:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nsx_23

I wonder why GSX-Rs attract morons.........

I mean, they're not bad bikes or anything.

Probably because they are the Ferrari of Bikes... as in, you ask a common person what a really fast nice car is... they say ferarri, you ask a person what they think a really nice fast bike is... they say gixxer.

nsx_23 · June 3rd, 2009, 7:56 AM

Its just sad that most GSX-Rs round my area are ridden by squids.

Worst I've seen is a guy with just a singlet, shorts and no shoes...

May 24th, 2009, 1:43 AM	#45
Sik02Stang Joined: Oct 9th, 2008 Last Online: March 17th, 2010 Location: Tampa, Florida Posts: 459 Car: Thundercougarfalconbird Rep Power: 13	Remember people, these are guys who not only ride around on thier bikes with fake mohawks on thier helmets, but thier GF's on the back showing thier fat butcracks! __________________ ok, let me get this rite, Lewis, Jenson, Nico and now Schumi? HA! Lets race!

May 24th, 2009, 1:48 AM	#46
Sik02Stang Joined: Oct 9th, 2008 Last Online: March 17th, 2010 Location: Tampa, Florida Posts: 459 Car: Thundercougarfalconbird Rep Power: 13	Jeremy nails it. this is a great point. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_JsA1DgDhU "now, obviously im not going to ride the bike because im a hederosexual" LMAO!!! here are some close minded morons leaving comments. avalancher34 (1 week ago) 0 Reply Individual race, best lap time for each. That way you don't have a driver worrying about hitting or endangering the other. Then take you can have tea time up your ass. mooncatt79 (1 month ago) 0 Reply im sorry but clarkson is a tosser, ofc bikes are x10 faster than cars, yes granted cars are and always will be faster round the bends. but clarkson hates bikes and since hes the presenter it just has "staged" written all over it makemehavefun (2 months ago) 0 Reply damn, he makes no bones about it... he's biased against bikes. mooncats comment is just dumb. __________________ ok, let me get this rite, Lewis, Jenson, Nico and now Schumi? HA! Lets race! Last edited by Sik02Stang; May 24th, 2009 at 1:55 AM.

May 24th, 2009, 6:24 PM	#47
Topgearfanatic is a Queen Joined: Jul 3rd, 2008 Last Online: 8:49 PM Location: MA Age: 16 Posts: 2,652 Car: 2002 VW Jetta GLS 1.8T Rep Power: 123	Avalanchers idea would be stupid, it wouldn't be a race then. __________________

May 28th, 2009, 2:08 AM	#51
motogpboy Joined: Jan 20th, 2009 Last Online: 5:52 PM Location: UC Berkeley Age: 23 Posts: 579 Car: 2006 WRX Rep Power: 28	Oh man I love squids... So much entertainment, so little time... __________________

June 1st, 2009, 3:03 AM	#55
lv2xlr8 Joined: Jan 10th, 2007 Last Online: February 12th, 2010 Location: Chicago Burbs Age: 20 Posts: 515 Car: 99 Mistubishi Galant Rep Power: 18	The thread is now a sticky over at gixxer. 2,414 posts and 1,193,225 views in 12 days. __________________ Larry: How did they finally get to you? Sam: They gave me a grasshopper. Larry: What's a grasshopper? Sam: Lessee, two parts gin, one part brandy, one part Creme de Menthe...

May 23rd, 2009, 3:29 PM	#41
Redliner Joined: May 19th, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Brazil - South America Age: 30 Posts: 6,005 Car: Fiat Palio 1.6 16v Rep Power: 193	To me, that counts as a double fail, because even if it WAS a real NOS bottle, spilling it´s content on the fuel tank is not the proper way to use it...

May 23rd, 2009, 5:07 PM	#43
freefall Joined: Sep 1st, 2008 Last Online: March 17th, 2010 Posts: 607 Rep Power: 38	Added some photoshops to the thread

May 24th, 2009, 7:10 PM	#48
prizrak Joined: Apr 2nd, 2007 Last Online: 5:58 PM Location: Brooklyn, NY Age: 27 Posts: 3,320 Car: Audi A4 1.8T Rep Power: 57	^ As with most things pertaining to car racing the difference is the type of track. I suspect that if you put a superbike on an oval type track the bike will win.

May 26th, 2009, 4:16 PM	#50
airmenair Joined: Aug 18th, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Arlington, Texas, USA Posts: 1,949 Rep Power: 51	How much of that additional traffic on the site equals more money for the site owner? If it does equate to more money it seems like these legends of automotive stupidity are good for business whether real or made up.

May 28th, 2009, 2:55 AM	#52
Redliner Joined: May 19th, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Brazil - South America Age: 30 Posts: 6,005 Car: Fiat Palio 1.6 16v Rep Power: 193

May 28th, 2009, 11:45 AM	#54
prizrak Joined: Apr 2nd, 2007 Last Online: 5:58 PM Location: Brooklyn, NY Age: 27 Posts: 3,320 Car: Audi A4 1.8T Rep Power: 57	ROFL that is hilarious I'd bump this guy just for the fuck of it.

June 3rd, 2009, 7:33 AM	#57
nsx_23 Joined: May 9th, 2009 Last Online: 1:58 PM Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 3,174 Car: 03 Toyota Echo 3DR Rep Power: 84	I wonder why GSX-Rs attract morons......... I mean, they're not bad bikes or anything.

June 3rd, 2009, 7:56 AM	#60
nsx_23 Joined: May 9th, 2009 Last Online: 1:58 PM Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 3,174 Car: 03 Toyota Echo 3DR Rep Power: 84	Its just sad that most GSX-Rs round my area are ridden by squids. Worst I've seen is a guy with just a singlet, shorts and no shoes...

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