This car's got balls - literally

ArosaMike · January 3rd, 2006, 4:40 AM

This really has to be the funniest mod ever. I was dowtown in Vancouver today and this knackered (no pun intended) car drove past and I noticed what appeared to be a swaying pair of car bollocks hanging from it's rear end. This picture doesn't do it quite the justice it deserves, but you get the idea. The hilarious thing is they full on swayed just like the real thing! Respect!

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/1355/carwithballs1ad.jpg

jeffy777 · January 3rd, 2006, 4:49 AM

leave it to a Canadian to let his balls flap in the breeze images/smilies/lol.gif

alexisthemovie · January 3rd, 2006, 5:15 AM

lmao!

Viper007Bond · January 3rd, 2006, 5:59 AM

Seen these things for sale before. Pretty funny.

zenkidori · January 3rd, 2006, 8:07 AM

I ntexas they hang Bull's balls from pickup trucks, and they make metal ones too.

ArosaMike · January 3rd, 2006, 8:28 AM

Just noticed that I posted this in the TopGear general section completely by mistake! I meant to put it in Automotive General.....if one of you mods could move it that'd be awesome. Sorry bout that! I'll try turning my brain on next time I post! images/smilies/bangin.gif

BlaRo · January 3rd, 2006, 4:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Viper007Bond

Seen these things for sale before. Pretty funny.

Indeed.
http://www.nutsfortrucks.com/

Z Draci · January 3rd, 2006, 8:15 PM

I first assumed that these were an ornament to proclaim your homosexuality to other motorists. (No, I'm dead serious) Why else would a man put male genitals onto his car?

M3lover · January 3rd, 2006, 8:35 PM

^Maybe alcohol, drugs and Cliff Richard had something to do with it...

Lurch0001 · January 3rd, 2006, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z Draci

I first assumed that these were an ornament to proclaim your homosexuality to other motorists. (No, I'm dead serious) Why else would a man put male genitals onto his car?

What else? Would you put female genitals on your car (assuming you're a man...)?

BlaRo · January 3rd, 2006, 10:16 PM

I always assume that the balls on the back on the truck are way bigger than those of the person driving it. Hence, the need to advertise.

jeffy777 · January 3rd, 2006, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lurch0001

Would you put female genitals on your car (assuming you're a man...)?

Well, I've seen some biker dudes with boobs on their harley's images/smilies/lol.gif

I'm guessing they weren't gay.

Labcoatguy · January 3rd, 2006, 10:34 PM

And some cars have grilles that resemble mouths. Teabagged Beetle or 350Z, anyone? I wonder if nutsfortrucks.com gives bulk rates for... large sacks of nuts.

Or mount them on the front of an SLR or SLK. Complete the picture!

Salar · January 4th, 2006, 9:26 AM

I guess you guys haven't seen the Diablo with GOLD balls picture.

January 3rd, 2006, 4:40 AM	#1
ArosaMike Resident Kart Racer Joined: Apr 30th, 2005 Last Online: July 25th, 2009 Location: Birmingham, UK Posts: 842 Car: SEAT Arosa Sport LFS Status: Rep Power: 19	This car's got balls - literally This really has to be the funniest mod ever. I was dowtown in Vancouver today and this knackered (no pun intended) car drove past and I noticed what appeared to be a swaying pair of car bollocks hanging from it's rear end. This picture doesn't do it quite the justice it deserves, but you get the idea. The hilarious thing is they full on swayed just like the real thing! Respect! __________________ It's Pain Time...Wooooh

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ArosaMike Resident Kart Racer Joined: Apr 30th, 2005 Last Online: July 25th, 2009 Location: Birmingham, UK Posts: 842 Car: SEAT Arosa Sport LFS Status: Rep Power: 19	Just noticed that I posted this in the TopGear general section completely by mistake! I meant to put it in Automotive General.....if one of you mods could move it that'd be awesome. Sorry bout that! I'll try turning my brain on next time I post! __________________ It's Pain Time...Wooooh

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zenkidori Banned For Trolling Joined: Jun 12th, 2005 Last Online: November 15th, 2007 Location: A mile high...and then some Posts: 4,809 Car: RX-7, Jeep Cherokee Rep Power: 0	I ntexas they hang Bull's balls from pickup trucks, and they make metal ones too.

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Labcoatguy Joined: Mar 27th, 2005 Last Online: 2:39 AM Location: Boston, MA Age: 26 Posts: 4,425 Car: A Jaaaaaaaag. Rep Power: 235	And some cars have grilles that resemble mouths. Teabagged Beetle or 350Z, anyone? I wonder if nutsfortrucks.com gives bulk rates for... large sacks of nuts. Or mount them on the front of an SLR or SLK. Complete the picture!

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