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.....or could you manage it more often than that? ;)

Alternatively if you were in charge of the Cool Wall, who would be your preferred yard stick? Naturally please select appropriately depending on your own gender and orientation. No prejudices or hang-ups here.

At the risk of sounding boring and/or soppy I would have to say my wife, who is almost as excited about June 22 as I am.
At the risk of sounding predictable and obvious I would have to say Angelina Jolie.
At the risk of sounding a bit geeky I would have to say Gillian Anderson.
And at the risk of sounding weird, Kirsty Allsop!!!!

Please back up your choices with suitable images for the collective viewing pleasure.
 
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Mineworksfine said:
I already read that thread, and noticed a while ago that he has obviously developed an obsession with her.

I was simply asking the general opinion of her.
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Oh... sorry. Didn't mean to be pedantic.

My opinion? Well-justified obsession for every man who has a taste in women. But she needs to round off just a bit. 1 inch here and there.
 
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vikiradTG2007 said:
Oh... sorry. Didn't mean to be pedantic.

My opinion? Well-justified obsession for every man who has a taste in women. But she needs to round off just a bit. 1 inch here and there.
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I'd agree with you on that, but also perhaps you have a point about my original post. Let me amend it to make it a bit more interesting (I hope).
 
Kirsty Young? Nigella Lawson? On a limb a bit, Victoria Coren? There's something about classy British media women that suggests they'd be quite museworthy.
 
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Labcoatguy said:
Kirsty Young? Nigella Lawson? On a limb a bit, Victoria Coren? There's something about classy British media women that suggests they'd be quite museworthy.
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Oooohh! Like your thinking. Nigella has played the porno chef card a tad too much, although I do love her recipes. Kirsty Young's voice and smarts have a deal of appeal too, but Victoria Coren...........phew, now you're talking. She can give me as much Balderdash and Piffle as she likes!!!!!

(Exits stage left in direction of bathroom clutching a copy of the OED in one hand and a fistful of Kleenex in the other.)

:D
 
Mine would have to be Daniel Craig....because no man is cooler than James Bond. Or Clarkson the man himself...pretty self explanatry I think.
 
The main thing I and not attracted by Keira is her lack of weight. I like redheads, so Gillian Anderson would do well for a mature candidate, she is my age. Mischa Barton is more attractive than KK, Barton's real accent is very melifluous, much the feeling you get when you listen to Pink Floyd.

I don't know too many English celebs, So I can only quote US ones. I do like Hayden Panetierre(sp?). For Australian's on this forum, someone I would do and do heavily is Myf Warhurst.
 
Susie said:
This might be a nerdy pick, but I'd have to say Edward Norton.
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Well, I'll grant you, he's a pretty cool guy, and he's from my birthplace, but still I have to say...
I don't think the cool wall works as easily from a reverse perspective... A dude would get into a chicks car much more often than vice versa, so that would mean for example that the Mitsubishi Evo is cool (on a woman's cool wall - unlike the current one)

Anyways, my pick would be Adriana Lima
 
I think Keira's doable!

But still the finest looking actress out there is Catherine Zeta-Jones. Even the age an the facts that she's Welsh don't hurt her looks:p
 
Yeah I think we would all do Keira.

Also, Woo Muse! (Yes I know what it means, but, lol)
 
Meh, as I said before, Jeremy has had lots of muses. But most don't last that long. hehehe and next time if they ever resurrect the cool wall never invite the yard stick, when they invited Scott Thomas it was a complete and utter fail, specially her driving a geewiz eek.

I agree with the Fishman KK is missing some weight, I like more mass in a woman. As for who would be the new yard stick, that's pretty tricky. If I go the Jeremy route which would be pick anyone I like and make stuff up later I would pick Monica Bellucci.
Other than that the new yard stick would have to be someone like Jodie Kidd, that has knowledge about cars.
 
Yeh Jodie Kidd is definitely the perfect yardstick! She knows a lot about cars for a start, and she's a hottie.
 
Cuervo79 said:
I agree with the Fishman KK is missing some weight, I like more mass in a woman.
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Other than that the new yard stick would have to be someone like Jodie Kidd, that has knowledge about cars.
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Well, Jodie isn't exactly what you call fat either. ;)

P.S.: if that person would have mor than average knowledge about cars then she couldn't be the yardstick anymore since it's the Cool Wall and not the Technical Cool Wall. ;)
 
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