You know you...

... they start hypnotizing everyone that their cars TEH AWESOMENESS.

You know that the BMW E36 with giant rims is a handsome car when...
 
...you're a gangsta with horrific tastes in cars.

You know you're sleeping in far too late when...
 
When you wake up to find it's 4 in the afternoon, and still can't get up.

Homer_Bart said:
...people realise leopards don't have skin!

Pardon me if this sounds silly, but I'm sure it's the skin that gives the pattern, not the fur.

You know you're the Stig when...
 
you put four turbochargers in your car

You know you suddenly have a liking for your long-time friend when...
 
... you hint it in various posts in various threads in Finalgear.com's game forums.

You know you've left it too late to defrost the meat you're going to cook when...
 
...when you decide to hit Jacques Villeneuve in the face with a shovel. :p

You know you have no imagination when...
 
... you reply to something that has just been said with exactly the same thing.

You know you want to get a ton of hammers and smash an Audi R10 TDI to little bits&pieces when...
 
... you reply to something that has just been said with exactly the same thing.

You know you want to get a ton of hammers and smash an Audi R10 TDI to little bits&pieces when...

When you suddenly gain the desire to hit Jacques Villeneuve in the face with a shovel over losing, which you do so afterwards.

You know you're Boris Johnson when...
 
... when you've just beaten a Communist who imposed a ridiculous tax on the cars circulating in London.


You know you want to kill all the football team owners in your country when...
 
They've hyped up the team but they can't even kick the football properly.

You know that purple haze is all in your eyes when*




*extra credit aka +rep for responding with the song lyric
 
You start drawing Bamber-helmets onto various round objects.

You know you've watched too many Madness Combat cartoons, parodies, tributes, spin-offs, etc. too many times when...
 
the only thing in your fridge is 30 year old milk and squid.

You know you need to run to the bathroom when
 
... it started running the wrong way around the track.

You know you hit the accelerator instead of the brake when ...
 
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