Clarkson: 1001 uses for Jeremy Clarkson

51. Psychotic rotary-saw murderer

Sorry bro, my sick mind forced me to:

53. Vasectomy surgeon

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54. Body Builder
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55. Boogy man
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56. Bukkake fan
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57. Tough Guy
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58. 70's pimp
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61. Karate kid

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62. Beaver-watcher

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64. Famous archaeology professor and treasure-hunter

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It's from a show he did ages ago called Meet The Neighbours
 
Cue some intense piss-taking from the other two during a future News segment. And I don't see any sign of "L" plates so it does beg the question how long has Clarkson been a closet homotorcyclist?
 
If it's a 50cc scooter, you don't need a licence, you get it when you pass the car licence.
 
If it's a 50cc scooter, you don't need a licence, you get it when you pass the car licence.

You would still need to take a Basic Access course in this country and display "L" plates until you have taken a proper bike test even with a full car license. The fact that he isn't displaying any therefore means he will either soon be calling on the services of Nick "Mr Loophole" Freeman or that he has at some point taken a full bike test.
 
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