You know you...

...hell freezes over.

You know when you have enough money to buy a supercar when...
 
When you've killed this thread.:p

You know you just revived this thread when...
 
You've missed everything in life.

You know you wish your sister's internet connection would fix itself when...
 
Strange men ask to give you a lift.

You know you are hungry when...
 
...you're elbow deep.

You know you're bored when...
 
the damn thing won't stand up :p

You know when you have eaten a kebab when...
 
Your username is IceBone...:p

You know you still need to get used to your own new avatar when...
 
You get a response that read "OMGZ LULZ UR GAY LOLOLOLOLLOLLOLOL!!!!!!111111!"

You know you really should take some time off the internet when...
 
...your eyes start bleeding and you see double.

You know you need a girlfriend when...
 
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