Jalopnik: You're Doing it Wrong

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Jalopnik made a nice compilation of Automotive "You're doing it wrong" pictures.

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http://jalopnik.com/5100186/thirty-vehicular-youre-doing-it-wrong-moments?skyline=true&s=i

Post your own here.
 
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I'd love to see that guy gun it from a light. :p
 
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I'd like to see that guy do anything. Fucking PMSL :rofl:
 
Obviously, you've never been anywhere very rural. Riding in the back of a pick-up is quite common. As far as (what happens if you hit another car?" well...if it's rural enough, they probably didn't see another car the whole trip.

BTW: At 65, that guy's baseball cap wouldn't have stayed on.
 
Riding in the back of a pick-up is quite common. As far as (what happens if you hit another car?" well...if it's rural enough, they probably didn't see another car the whole trip.[...]
And if other cars were the only dangers if you drive a car, I wouldn?t think that this is insanely stupid. But it?s not the only danger, is it? Especially in rural areas ... starting with the roads themselves and ending with all kinds of animals or things that might apear out of nowhere, not speaking of the possibility of technical failure ... just imagine a bursting tire in that situation ...

But you are probably right on the speed ... that?s never 65mph ...
 
THAT GEO IS SO SICK!!!!!!!!! I WANT!!!!
 
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If I ever own a house with a pool I'd paint something like that at the bottom.
 
That metro looks surprisingly useful, actually.
 
This guy's sad...
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlDLybhuOH0[/YOUTUBE]


These guys are hilarious, though...
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igPYdFM8Jjw&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]
 

once upon a time I got a second hand computer that was full of old dumb programs like this American heritage dictionary one that launched on start up. Being I believe 12 at the time I got fed up and deleted it, along with the entire program files folder.
It is then I learned "don't fuck with shit when you don't know what the hell you're doing."
Apparently, this person has not learned that....
 
This guy's sad...
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlDLybhuOH0[/YOUTUBE]


These guys are hilarious, though...
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igPYdFM8Jjw&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

o_O
Wat?

Edit: nevermind, just got to the end of the 2nd video. Its was staged <_<
 
Are stories like this even true? I know that most people are not very bright, but there is no way in hell that someone is stupid enough to run water through the engine, or pour sand into the intake manifold like the audi kid... is there?

No....that guy really did kill his Cobra Stang's engine. Its very clear that he didn't know literally anything about working on cars. Someone made a sarcastic comment in one his other threads to the order of " Be sure to run 20-30 gallons of water through it when you oil change"..........and he didn't get that the guy was joking.

Sad as the above is, I can't tell if its more of an epic fail or less that he used misinterpreted sarcastic advice to ruin his car. Feel sorry for the guy, but if he didn't understand even that much he probably should have been taking it to Jiffy Lube rather then doing it in his driveway.

JH

p.s. gotta love those VTEC V8's that Ford made for a few years :lol:
 
p.s. gotta love those VTEC V8's that Ford made for a few years :lol:

But those were shit compared to the rotary pistons they used in the Mustang GT-Rs with the stock intercooler and turbocharger.
 
Anyone know where this is from?

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