Kill a dream

Granted, but TG stands for "Tonal Grandeur". Use your imagination.

I wish I was in Ecuador.
 
Granted, but you've been abandoned on an island and a giant tortoise has decided to eat you

I wish for HD plasma TV in my bedroom
 
Granted, you're locked out of your bedroom.

I wish I could actually see a Giant Tortoise in the wild (that won't eat me. They're herbivores).
 
granted, but the giant herbivore (and yes, I knew that), has been eating the "weed" and decides to fall asleep on your foot, causing the blood supply to cease and in the end doctors have to amputate the limb

I wish for winning lotto numbers
 
Granted, but they're for last weeks.

I wish I could see Giant Tortoises in the wild without getting injured.
 
Granted, the tortoise decides it can fly and jumps of a cliff that you're standing at the bottom of. Your death is instantaneous

I wish that I had a valid ticket with the winning lotto numbers on it for this week's Oz Lotto draw for AUD$30million
 
Granted, but you suddenly decide to move to Canada.

I wish I was a Giant Tortoise.
 
luckily I don't have to be resident to win

Granted, you suddenly get the urge to jump off a cliff and land on someone's head

I wish for a parachute
 
Granted, but its got lots of hole in it and you break every bone in your body.

I wish it wasn't gonna snow tomorrow.
 
Granted, but instead it rains molten lava.

I wish I was Winston Churchill.
 
Granted, Kimi's been drinking again and hits you in the face.

I wish I was Damon Hill.
 
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Granted, but I don't know who he is, so you're just some guy.

I wish I was the prancing horse on the ferrari shield
 
Granted you get splattered with bugs and crashed into.

I wish for a wish that is unkillable!

/topic: You don't know who damon Hill is?
/offtopic
 
granted, but the pain never stops

I wish for 5mm of rain tonight
 
Granted, but it's acid rain and kills the surrounding vegetation.

I wish for life to be perfect.
 
granted, but as you are human, and therefore not perfect, you cease to exist

I wish to win
 
Granted, you won a NEW MASSIVE YACHT from our RANDOM PHONE NUMBER DRAW! Please leave your banking details after the tone.

I wish I had a Massive Yacht.
 
granted, it's upside down in your driveway, blocking traffic of the whole street and trapping you in your house

I wish for excellent TV
 
Granted, but it only transmits static.

I wish I was walking in a Winter Wonderland.
 
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