Sham Wow Guy Busted

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Hope it's not a repost, but this is hilarious. Vince Shlomi aka Sham Wow guy, went to jail for punching a prostitute. Look like the prostitute bit his tongue and he punched her.
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"It can even wipe away the blood, after you're done with that bitch. It's just sells it self!"

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust
TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling).

What's next? Billy Mays in the slammer?
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"HI FOLKS BILLY MAYS HERE IN PRISON AND I USE OXI CLEAN DURING LAUNDRY CHORES."
 
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The Sham Wow guy has to pay for sex? That's something I never wanted to know.
 
I heard about this from a friend yesterday. It's fucking hilarious.
 
All I can say is shamWOW.
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:lmao:
 
Somewhere Billy Mays is laughing.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPLrm3Omkjg[/YOUTUBE]

What's next? Billy Mays in the slammer?

Nope. Billy Mays FTW!!!:lol::lol::lol:
 
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:cry:
 
Poor Vince. Those ShamWows must be selling well for him to afford a $1000 hooker!
 
just out of curiosity as since i'm a brit i have no idea who this loser is... is Sham Wow similar to one those infomercial things that we get on late night cable tv over here? (For example Dave and Paramount Comedy Channel tend to show them when they go off the air).
 
Yes. His particular style seems to do well with most Americans. He's a bit more pushy than others. He does almost make the commercial entertaining.
 
Hey, watch this, you're gonna love my nuts.

Somewhere Billy Mays is laughing.

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Nope. Billy Mays FTW!!!:lol::lol::lol:

Billy Mays is awesome. This is all the proof anyone needs.
 
just out of curiosity as since i'm a brit i have no idea who this loser is... is Sham Wow similar to one those infomercial things that we get on late night cable tv over here? (For example Dave and Paramount Comedy Channel tend to show them when they go off the air).
this is the commercial
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjqLwaSflgY[/YOUTUBE]
 
^ Don't forget his Slap chop follow up :mrgreen:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs[/YOUTUBE]
 
At least he wasn't caught shitting in a washing machine.
 
That last one is GOLD!

"The reason you're going to slap away everyday..."

"We're going to make America skinny again, one slap at a time..."

"Just bang it..."

And we're still wondering why he hired a hooker? :lol:
 
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I want a slap chop, that actually looks useful. Has anyone tried a shamwow? I need something good to dry my car with.
 
i wonder why she bit down on his tongue and then wouldn't let go? Seizure or something maybe?
 
I guess she didn't like his nuts.
 
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