I have a ticket for Top Gear ep.2 but I need a girl...

Now that's a new pickup line ...

"Hey, baby, I got Top Gear tickets and they need me to bring a girl, you wanna come?"

Alternatively, I'm willing to go as far as wearing a wig if you will pay for my plane ticket from Canada :lol:
 
katwalk said:
Plane tickets are one of the things boobs will not buy :cry:
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Mh.. maybe not the tickets themselves... but maybe they can buy the pilot or someone else who is in charge :lol:
 
Go to the city street, ask pretty girls to come with you to the topgear show to see richard.

Well i can't actually see what are you on about, we have less stars in the sky than girls on the planet :lol:
 
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Wow i really am surprised he received no replies about this. Hell just walk around some city next to the studio and tell random girls you need one of em to come, I'll bet it wouldn't take more than 20 min to get one to say yes.
 
*raises hand*

I'm available, if you don't mind hanging out with a short, fat, slightly eccentric bird :)
 
Go with as many guys as you like, but make sure you all dress in drag.

For reference:

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lazza 79 check your PMs, im not a girl btw lol, just asking about something else. cheers
 
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