Man Uses Geek Squad Badge To Impersonate Cop, Coerce Sex Out Of Prostitute

[katwalk]

Where would you put the arrestee in a bettle?

They have back seats

 

[Soup?]

They have back seats

Well, yes.
I did realise that.

But isn't there usually some sort of thing to separate people in the back from the gentlemen in the front?
And wouldn't that be impossible in a three-door?

 

[Shawn]

Where would you put the arrestee in a bettle?

If that was directed at my post, it's because DARE is a high school anti-drug program run by cops. I doubt they ever really arrest anyone in a Bug.

 

[toma_alimosh]

^^You put the perps in the trunk, of course. Everybody knows that.

 

[Mercury]

Great story. And I doubt it's an act of desperation, in that case he would just pay up for the sex and go home. This was a dare or something like that.

That dude ownz

 

[zareff]

Oh man, i should try this! I work for GS, and i need to say that not all are fat, smelly, unshaven dorks. I need to find where my badge is... "In the name of the law, take of your shirt!"

 

[Dr_Grip]

If i would be the "cop impersonator" i would more than anything else count on my victim being too embarassed to stand witness once she finds out.

 

[smib]

This is why the Nerd Herd is better. Long Live Buymoria!

 

[cdbob]

Just awesome.

Something to keep in mind for the future.

 

[chaos386]

Just another way Best Buy rapes the average consumer.

I really, really wish I had come up with that line first.

 

[thedguy]

There's no way he could actually be a Geek Squad employee. He knows what sex is.

The hell they don't! Geek squad supposedly has the largest collection of digitized porn.

What they don't know, is how to actually HAVE sex. :lol:

 

[Lupin_IV]

Geek squad supposedly has the largest collection of digitized porn.

Naturally, they spend half their time removing viruses from the computers of people to dumb to use a firewall - of course they're going to find out how the viruses got there...

 

[thedguy]

Naturally, they spend half their time removing viruses from the computers of people to dumb to use a firewall - of course they're going to find out how the viruses got there...

There was an article posted on /. a year or so back and one of the things that came out was that the crews would purposly look for any porn on the comps and store it on private HD's. Child porn and all...