A thread for Haiku! You may not make other posts. Let's see what you got!

Rokovak

Rokovak

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Car(s)
2016 Cadillac ATS
Still can't find a job
Words cannot express how much
I hate this crap town

Wal-Mart toy section
Screaming kid wants wrestling doll
Body slam that punk

Alright, your turn. This thread will probably sink to the abyss, I'm betting.
 
This may not end well
Future outlook could be bleak
But you never know
 
This thread seems to be
demotivator worthy
says man with tv
 
oh my god you guys
haikus are super lame-wad
do not you know that?
 
Why is this thread here
Move it to the game section
This is stupid, G
 
Parkinson's fire
Unearthed from a shallow grave
Hammond's jet car crashed
 
Confusing stairs
Misunderstood clouds
Affairs with John Prescott

Boring and tedious
Hate Hammond
Hate May

Ambitious expectations
Lackluster application
Undesirable results
 
At first I was like "What The Fuck?"
Because all of these damn poems suck
Not one of you know
How a haiku must go
Then I realised "Oh god, I'm a schmuck"




See, I read "Haiku"
But I thought "Limerick", get it?
I was just confused.


But Haikus suck balls.
I mean, they don't even rhyme
Give me a challenge.


I could write millions
But they would all be shithouse
See? It's too easy

Oh, what to write next...
I know! How 'bout a Haiku?
It's done already.

Fuck the Japanese
Their poetry is boring
Ireland is awesome

Come to think of it;
So am I, actually.
OK, I'm done now.

Wait, just one more thing:
I have a Mercedes-Benz
And it's an S-Class
 
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I am a genius
I am going to invent
Bacon flavored beer
 
Woke up this morning
Scratched my balls, took a piss
Then went back to bed
 
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Haiku's are easy
but sometimes they don't makes sense
refrigerator
 
Dear, Rokovak, sir
Bacon flavoured beer does exist
You have been beaten
 
Dear Mr. Needham
Stop writing to top gear please
Get a better car
 
Haikus do take thought
There's the number of sylla-
Oh, crap, I screwed up.
 
Is the first line five?
How many is the last line?
Think it's also five...
 
Set yourself on fire,
Then put yourself out until
You do it again.
 
Cooking is quite hard
Everything seems to burn up
Ordering take-out

Making sense is dull
I think I'll take up noodling
Eh spatula est

Silent man in white
Some say he is a robot
I think he's a duck
 
You have a lot of
stuffed animals from childhood
Miss Ninjacoco
 
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