I have never game

False, backyard games only

I have never played water polo
 
False, played it on holiday, I was quite good at it, I'd probably hurt myself badly playing proper polo though, as I can't ride a horse.

I have never played Hockey.
 
False.

I have never played a harp!
 
True

I have never photographed a goat
 
False, was on a training trip at my old job for Mole Valley Farmer's, I was asked by my boss to take photo's of all sorts of random stuff for a brochure.

I have never driven a tractor.
 
False.

I have never crashed a veyron (of course, I would've had to have driven one first...)
 
True

I have never paid for sex
 
True....or at least that's what my family thinks................J/K very much so! :D

I have never tipped a cow
 
False, I have given many many cows food and put holy ash and other religious powders on their foreheads as they are holy in my birthcountry of India. Wait... you meant tipping as in giving them tips right? Not like...oh... THAT tipping... then True

Prepare for the double and possibly triple negative here: I have never not tipped a waiter/waitress.
 
^ :lol:

hmm..true, i always tip waiters/waitresses.

I have never microwaved a CD
 
True

I have never won a trivia game
 
False, won at Trivial Pursuit years and years ago, haven't played it since though.

I have never played Bingo.
 
False. How sad is that?

I have never been to a TG taping.
 
True, will go one day though.

I have never been to Amarillo.
 
True

I have never poked myself in the eye with a blunt stick
 
False, pool cue.

I have never hit 180 while playing darts.
 
True.

I have never hit the bullseye playing darts (from the legal distance anyway)
 
False, it was a fluke though.

I have never competed in triple jumping.
 
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