I have never game

True.

I have never organised a raffle.
 
False. Oh I wish it were true.

I have never bought crap from TV advertorials
 
True

I have never been divorced (although I came ridiculously close!)
 
True (so far at least).

I have never been fired from a job.
 
True

I have never set my job on fire.
 
True.

I have never set anyone else's job on fire
 
True.

I have never made a bonfire.
 
False. Used to be every Queen's Birthday long weekend (in June). Huge fires on vacant blocks, whole street standing around watching.

I have never installed air conditioning in a house
 
True.

I have never rewired a plug.
 
False. Then promptly re-blew the fuse. But got it right the second time.

I have never read all the book I own in one sitting
 
True, have too many of them

I have never owned a Jaaag.
 
True https://pic.armedcats.net/a/as/ashspet/2009/12/19/J_is_for_Jag.jpg

but this is sexy, no?

I have never owned an alfa
 
True, but i will one day.

i have never owned an American made car.
 
Aussie made (American owned), the others were Japanese owned.....so True

I have never owned anything with an engine bigger than a v8
 
True.

I have never owned anything with more than 300bhp.
 
True

I have never owned a pickup truck
 
True.

I have never owned a 4 x 4.
 
True - driven lots

I have never won a ute competition
 
True.

I have never been off roading.
 
False. I do dirt every day. And I've been very rural with a few idiots (erm, friends).

I have never been drunk for science
 
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