Take it or leave it

Leave it because I haven't done anything to public


A years suply of gentelmens magazines (like in top gear truck chalange )
 
Leave it. Don't need an ipad.

An assortment of 56 semi filled glasses, to different degrees, with a pair of metal chopsticks to hit them with.
 
Take it. I'm sure I could work out 'twinkle twinkle' before I needed a tinkle... :razz:

half a bottle of home made peach liquour
 
Take it. I'm sure there's a Barrier Reef I could find to spill it all over. Failing that, someone would but it.

A 70s retro afro wig
 
Take , still you cant go wrong with afro

A masive pile of dresses from famous companies guci prada etc (~2 tons) , but they are dirty and you cant sell them
 
Take it. Since they are dirty and I can't sell them, I'll clean them, and then sell them.

A lifetime's supply of Morrocan Clementines.
 
Keep them. Food staple for life. I won't get scurvey,

A bottle of invisible ink
 
leave it. at 240 lbs and 6"3, i don't need more person.

a one way train ticket from beijing to moscow. but it's third class.
 
How the hell I aperied in beijing? take it anyway

A ferrari 458 italia , but without an engine and transmision
 
Leave it. I'm not sure how I'm ever going to use it.

Being on the Orient Express during a murder.
 
If i am not a victim then take it

10 thousand euros , but you have to take them from the arse of roten body , but still juicy
 
So long as I'm not graverobbing (though I have no idea why someone would want to be buried with 10000 Euros stuck up his/her arse), take. With gloves.

A pet alien.
 
Take it , the fucker would clean my room



This chap as a room mate

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PaperBiro i didint thought that you are Asian
 
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Keep him. I'll find a spare room

The baby from next door that has now been crying for six hours
 
Take it , i would tell him to clean bathrooms and all kinds of shity jobs because i dont like footballers

20tons of cheese (you cant sell it)
 
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