You know you...

People around you start to back away slowly, or the day has just totally disappeared, or you end up with a house made out of lego to house your lego.

You know you over thought that when
 
Ever you see a picture.

You know that was a lame attempt at humour when
 
the net is so riddled with tears in the fabric due to balls smashing into it that you have to bin it, and it's still 20 minutes to go.


You know you're a mere passenger on an end-over-end ride to disaster when...
 
your body turns to steel and you leave bruises on them.

You know that you should have left five minutes ago when
 
the roof is on fire, and shit starts collapsing around you.

You know you aren't getting enough sex when....
 
You are continually having to take matters into your own hands

You know that the hand cream is running low when
 
It's sitting in your roommate's room, next to his bed, rather than in the washroom, where it's supposed to be... o_O

You know Christiano Ronaldo is a complete douchebag because
 
That is the opinion of all the others around you and therefore he gets voted off the island.

You know that you don't know when
 
the world is going to end, because you have no sense of a proper scale of time.

You know you changed the context of the last phrase, when
 
maccamps decided to mess with ashspet head.

You know that the mistake was only little and unintentional when
 
you are cordially told that you will get a call back, when you fully expect it to never happen.

You know you've been too busy to post in the game forums when
 
Ashspet has been very lonely and almost had to resort playing by herself.

You know that this may still happen when
 
when ashspet shows up. :lmao:

You know that was uncalled for when
 
If you see one more lame post from ashspet, who continues to talk about herself in the third person, you are just going to have to hunt her down and kill her.

You know there is nothing on the news, tv, and no drama llamas on the forum when
 
The cube root of -1 is still i (or j depending upon who you are).

You know Cobol74 has gone completely bonkers when. ...
 
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