I have never game

True.

I have never lived in a house with a swimming pool.
 
True

I have never owned my own home
 
True, will do soon though.

I have never had a mortgage.
 
True

I have never driven a supercar
 
False.

I have never driven an F1 car.
 
True

I have never worked as a bartender.
 
True.

I have never owned a bar.
 
True.

I have never managed an 'establishment'
 
True.

I have never profited from illegal activity.
 
Um.....False. TG on time is a profit of sorts.

I have never stolen a minute
 
False.

I have never stolen a car.
 
MMMMM False. But it got back, safe and sound.

I have never been strip searched.
 
True.

I have never been interrogated by airport security.
 
True

I have never taken part in a satanic ritual
 
True.

I have never prayed of my own free will.
 
True

I have never dressed all in flurosecent green
 
True.

I have never dressed in all pink.
 
False.

I have never managed to swap day and night
 
True.

I have never managed to defy the laws of physics.
 
True. Unfortunately.

I have never tied a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat.
 
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