The ^ < V Game

^ 8 minutes of procrastination to go
< thinks ^ needs to "hop to it"
v doesn't think ^ should "hop to it"
 
^ yes
< needs something
V knows what < needs
 
^ :p
< wants some caramel cheesecake
v knows today is going to be a loooooooooooooooooooong day for <
 
^ every day is a looooooooooooooong day. blech.
< has a pizza in the oven
v wants some. And beer.
 
^ yup. Will even forgo the pizza for more beer
< thinks ^ needs an early night
v will do as < tells
 
^ :p
< can't find the friggin bottle opener!!
v should play nice
 
^ moi?
< not known for playing nice, but plays dirty :wicked:
v has found the bottle opener
 
^ sort of. Needle nose pliers.
< shall get drunk
v should take a californian vacation
 
^ yup
< wondering if 8 months leave should be used for a world trip
v will donate $1,000,000 to <s travel fund
 
^ mmmmmmmmno
< poor
v can have a nickel
 
^ and how far will that get <
< isn't answering the phone for a while. < is hiding from the idiots for a bit
v has a way to dispose of idiots
 
^ yes. You will need large plastic garbage bags, a shovel, and a fake passport.
< idiots are scared of me. Dunno why.
v have some syrah.
 
^ have they got seeds?
< should've bought strawberries for lunch
v likes fruit
 
^ who doesn't?
< forgot to go to the farmer's market earlier today.
v should've reminded me earlier.
 
^ damn, sorry, forgot to put it on <s list
< wants to say something, but is biting lip and refraining
v :p
 
^ oh, go on, then. I dare ya :p
< sitting back and relaxing
v :D
 
^ :p
< words are failing <, grunting noises only
v mmmph
 
^ :lol:
< waiting for ^'s head to explode
v hee
 
^ *pop*
< *splat*
v now has to clean up the mess
 
^ eww.
< thought ^ was more civil than < expected
v have some ice cream?
 
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