I have never game

False.

I have never found a razor blade in my candied apple.
 
True.

I have never found a worm in an apple.
 
True

I have never been frisk searched by the fruit police
 
True

I have never been searched by a female police officer (how many times have you got to break the law to get frisked?)
 
True (it's not number, it's threat risk)

I have never driven a real train
 
False.

I have never jumped out of a plane
 
True

I have never jumped out of a plane using the emergency floating blow up thingy-ma-jig
 
True

I have never pan seared salmon
 
Salmon in a hot pan - False

I have never been nekkid on TV
 
False

I have never been famous
 
False.

I have never wanted to be a politician.
 
True.

I have never liked Big Brother.
 
True

I have never worn budgie smugglers
 
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