The Funny Maths Thread.. which sometimes contains mildly amusing pictures

And God decided to create a woman.
 

This seems logical to me, if only I could maintain that distance from some of the people when on the bus. My regular route in uni had a raving homeless man who would occasionaly masturbate in public and smelled like a garbage dump at all times. Scratch that, sometimes he smelled like a heap of diapers on fire.
 
https://pic.armedcats.net/b/bl/blayde/2010/11/02/Stop_Hating_Smartasses_by_dinyctis.jpg
 
Uh...the captions are already translated for you in both cases.
 
https://pic.armedcats.net/b/bl/blayde/2010/11/02/Stop_Hating_Smartasses_by_dinyctis.jpg

Dang it, I need that on a T-shirt. I was rather abruptly informed I was one by a friend of mine yesterday. I do admit, it was a failed attempt at surreal humour.
She was having a fight with one of her friends over...um something and she (while ridiculously immitating the other person's voice) said something about this person calling her ugly. I jumped in with this: (utterly ridiculous) 'But, but, but you're the prettiest worm in the compost!' Bad move me. No-one gets my surreal humour. That's what it really is, not smart-ass-ness (not a word, lol).
 
:lmao: and :+1:
 
thats weird because moments after seeing that pic of the Millennium Falcon guitar i saw this. (you may want to skip to 4:23)

 
On the banana sign: It is technically accurate...:p
 
You should still be careful when eating them. Its like boneless fish fillets- sometimes they miss some of the smaller bones and you could choke.
 
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