Kill It With Fire (Automotive Edition) Thread

[prizrak]

my plan is to keep it almost stock looking, only thing that i will do to the exterior is lower it and 15" - 16" jdm thingy wheels

but yeah ill admit that calling all Civics is perhaps to much. there are a few examples here that are a-okay
but you dont get that safe feeling when you are in it.

You know what I hate on ricer Schivics? The fucking retarded ass rear tow hook that is the size of jesus. WTF is the point of that crap?

 

[BTM5]

You know what I hate on ricer Schivics? The fucking retarded ass rear tow hook that is the size of jesus. WTF is the point of that crap?

I just hate the fact that if you want to make your Shitvic "cool", it has to have a 3"+ exhaust and no resonator AND because its a Vtec it revs to 8000 rpm or something, so you're going to wake up everybody in the town next over

 

[Okaen]

The fucking retarded ass rear tow hook that is the size of jesus.

I didn't know jesus was a unit of measure.

 

[Merc63]

I didn't know jesus was a unit of measure.

I've heard of it more as a unit of weight. Like when you pick up something heavy and say "Jeeesus!" :lol:

 

[prizrak]

I didn't know jesus was a unit of measure.

Jesus was HUGE i'll have you know

 

[Spectre]

Jesus is also some sort of standard for E- and C-clips and the like. The kind that inevitably go flying across the work area, never to be found again, appear to be constructed to this specification.

Perhaps Jesus is some sort of standards organization?

 

[2Billion]

There seem to be several variants of the Jesus standard.

There's regular Jesus, Jesus Christ which seems to be around the same size as regular Jesus, if not a smidge larger, Sweet Jesus which seems to be substantially bigger than regular Jesus, and Jesus Cockgargling Christ on a Sandwich which is used rarely but often on overly complicated, painful and fragile components.

 

[Blind_Io]

Don't forget "Jesus titty-fucking Christ"

 

[Labcoatguy]

And his full name "Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ", and the more literal "Christ on a stick".

 

[JipJopJones]

But he's not as big as the Beatles.

 

[gaasc]

Jesus H. Christ on a chicken basket is in between Jesus and Sweet Jesus.

 

[BTM5]

But he's not as big as the Beatles.

ah but you see Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga are both bigger than both of them

 

[calvinhobbes]

There's also the odd Jesus-onna-slice-o-toast that you shouldn't forget about.

 

[93Flareside]

The american Ford Escort.