I have never game

[PaperBiro]

True.

I have never been the leader of a South American resistance movement.

 

[skidd]

True.

I have never been arrested for possession of a narcotic.

 

[Lightning Count]

True.

I have never been held in contempt of court.

 

[ashspet]

True

I have never been thrown into a pit with a large hungry animal

 

[Lightning Count]

True.

I have never been tortured.

 

[ashspet]

In the true meaning of the word? True. By you? False.

I have never built a cubby (tree) house

 

[Lightning Count]

True.

I have never tortured ashspet.

 

[LP]

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I have never twice

 

[Lightning Count]

False.

I have made other people

 

[ashspet]

True. And one of them exploded in front of me today. I had my bossy britches on apparently.

I have never fired someone on the spot

 

[Lightning Count]

True.

I have never fired someone for annoying me.

 

[ashspet]

True. But by god, sooooooooooooooooo tempting.

I have never beheaded a staff member for being a dumbarse

 

[Lightning Count]

True.

I have never purposely embarassed a colleague.

 

[ashspet]

False. But it was for fun, not for harm.

I have never faceplanted into a cake.

 

[Lightning Count]

True.

I have never thrown a custard pie at someone.

 

[ashspet]

True

I have never filled someone's shoes with mud

 

[Lightning Count]

True.

I once knew a colleague who filled the boss' boots with water and put them in the freezer, they were solid ice by morning, fun times.

 

[ashspet]

False.

I have never had intimate relations with a cake or pie.

 

[Lightning Count]

True.

I have never had to go to a doctor about an embarassing sexual problem.

 

[gaasc]

True.

I've never headbutted anyone.