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BlaRo said:
Went to Harbor Freight for a motorcycle lift today, it was not only on sale but the clerk threw in a warranty...for free.

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Aren't we awesome?

Yes I totally work at Harbor Freight Tools.
 
Tonight is the last night of hell (my last 11:30pm-11:30am shift). At my work (a cinema), we've been showing Cricket World Cup matches in one of our auditoriums. Cricket's cool and all, I really like the sport and it's been a big bonus to be able to "work" during them and get to see the matches on a big screen, but working overnight and having soccer practices and classes to go to, then regular shifts during the day, has been exhausting. It all ends tonight, as tonight's the final, then no more overnight shifts for me.

I'm mildly tempted to make a cricket thread in the sports section, but I have a feeling I wouldn't get any replies to it.
 
We had a failboat of a scammer call this evening. He first called around 6ish I think saying he was from Microsoft tech support and that we had a Trojan on our computer, that our anti-virus wasn't working and that he wanted us to give him access to it via a website. My mum, smelling bullshit just said I took care of computer stuff and that he should call back as I was sleeping. And guess what? He actually called back. I wanted to be able to record the conversation but my mum beat me to it and it pretty much ended with him telling her to go to hell and her in return telling him to go to hell, with some unpolite west indian cuss words thrown in.
 
LP said:
My friend Liz has a friend John.

John is big, and he's 18 or 19 or 58. We don't fucking know, he's a pathological liar.

He's never finished high school, and he won't reveal to her why. He constantly whines and cribs and cries like a spoiled brat.

Whenever my friend Zach and I get on skype with him it is utter torture. He has nothing interesting to talk about and so we usually just keep quiet. He's caused a lot of problems and as a result, Zach and I don't really say much when we're in convo with him.

So that's when we noticed John's quirk. He fucking sighs and groans and moans like a porno actress having an orgasm.

We revealed this little factoid to Liz who has to endure his ranting and yelling and is currently playing borderlands with him. This is the chat transcript I had with her on skype



And then after she began playing with him, about 30 minutes later I get this:

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*glass shatters*
 
Don't you just hate it when your friends don't invite you out somewhere, and when you find out about it you have to ask if you can go, then when you do they give you some bla bla bla excuse as to why you can't come? Yeah, that happens to me a lot and I don't really know why. If anything, I'm probably the least useless person out of my group of friends because I have a car, license, a job, a roof over my head and a bed to sleep in at night. More than most of them can claim.
 
xicedlovexoxo said:
If anything, I'm probably the least useless person out of my group of friends because I have a car, license, a job, a roof over my head and a bed to sleep in at night. More than most of them can claim.
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You make them feel bad about themselves maybe?
 
Yeah, I was going to say this.

If they're all losers (sorry to be blunt), maybe they can't handle it too well when there's someone around who's got their shit together.
 
narf said:
You make them feel bad about themselves maybe?
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NoNeedForAChestWig said:
Yeah, I was going to say this.

If they're all losers (sorry to be blunt), maybe they can't handle it too well when there's someone around who's got their shit together.
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exactly this. don't let it get to you. if anything, next time they invite you somewhere just say "another group of friends already invited me and i'll have more fun with them."
 
xicedlovexoxo said:
Don't you just hate it when your friends don't invite you out somewhere, and when you find out about it you have to ask if you can go, then when you do they give you some bla bla bla excuse as to why you can't come? Yeah, that happens to me a lot and I don't really know why. If anything, I'm probably the least useless person out of my group of friends because I have a car, license, a job, a roof over my head and a bed to sleep in at night. More than most of them can claim.
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narf said:
You make them feel bad about themselves maybe?
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I got another theory: Cause you're such a whiny person, always complaining and not much fun to be around? At least most of your posts here sound like this. If this is anything close to your real personality, maybe you should try to work on your attitude a bit...

Additionally, your friends look sound quite a bunch of losers, in fact you say they are homeless...?
 
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Dr_Grip said:
I got another theory: Cause you're such a whiny person, always complaining and not much fun to be around? At least most of your posts here sound like this. If this is anything close to your real personality, maybe you should try to work on your attitude a bit...

Additionally, your friends look sound quite a bunch of losers, in fact you say they are homeless...?
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On the subject of whining, do you guys think I'm whiny?
 
You're a teenager, with current home and school difficulties. I think that gives you a Whine License.
 
I had a run in with johnny law yesterday. Not really though. "Tresspassing" on CN "property" near the railroad because I didn't want to walk on the road.

Also, as bad as slush is, the mud that comes after is worse. I hate outside this time of year.
 
Do the railroads employ trigger-happy choleric OAPs to defend their property? As in "Gerroff me tracks, ye basterds!"
 
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India have won the 2011 Cricket World Cup.

Some financial figures from my work's screening of the match:

Paid attendance: 1,011. Admission price: $12.00. Total ticket revenue: $12,132.

I was originally going to work 12 hours, got stretched into 24, then reduced to 15 at the last minute. Now I'm so exhausted I can't even sleep, if that makes any sense.
 
LeMans GTR said:
*glass shatters*
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Lolwut

NoNeedForAChestWig said:
You are so in, there. Then again, she's probably a he.
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Nah she's definitely a she. And unfortunately while she's definitely cute, she's definitely married to a guy who's definitely in the army and is definitely coming back home soon. So if I tap that I'd definitely get a grenade in my asshole. Definitely
 
LP said:
Nah she's definitely a she. And unfortunately while she's definitely cute, she's definitely married to a guy who's definitely in the army and is definitely coming back home soon. So if I tap that I'd definitely get a grenade in my asshole. Definitely
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Still, if you gonna go. might as well go with a bloody good excuse and in some style.
 
LP said:
Lolwut



Nah she's definitely a she. And unfortunately while she's definitely cute, she's definitely married to a guy who's definitely in the army and is definitely coming back home soon. So if I tap that I'd definitely get a grenade in my asshole. Definitely
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Are you sure about that?
 
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