Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson Cheats on Wife with Pretty Blonde

Well, if it's true, at least she's 42 and not 24. :cry:

That was what surprised me about the article to be honest. Not that I'm saying I think it's true, but I'd have pegged Jezza for an early twenties blonde in a mini-skirt, rather than someone almost his own age.
 
This story is complete bullsh it. If the Scumday Mirror actually had any proof (which they don't, because it's all rubbish) they wouldn't have pixellated the lady's face.

**AND OMG I have been with FG for nearly 5 years!! Whoop whoop!! Time to celebrate!! ??**

The picture is clearly photoshopped - that one at least. I'm with you about the shitocity of printing that article on Mother's day. Do they not know that Francie has a shotgun?! *shudders*

I haven't been on FG for ages! Yay for my return :)

Hope we can get together at some point this year for some drinkies! *hugs*
 
It does exist. Two of the females present took pictures, but I unfortunatly so not know how to contact them. I did try to post a picture of Jeremy and a tree, but since I am a new user I cannot post images/urls. Will check with the other driver if he maybe has the contct info for any of the girls. Hammond was given the stuffed animal after they completed the last show. Then he brought it to a fancy resturant and had it seated by the table next to him.

I'm sure if you PM'ed someone the link(s) they would be willing to post the images for you!
 
I assume Richard Wallace will be getting punched in the face some time soon.
 
I would seriously doubt that if he were so stupid as to have an affair, he wouldn't be so stupid as to be that public about it.
 
I too find it hard to believe that he would be that rock'n roll about it.
I hope he can clean up this mess quick.
 
It's just a tabloid lie. For starters, he would be more discreet about it (he isn't that big of a jerk), and the woman's face wouldn't be pixelated. It's pixelated because it's obvious it's just a staff member from the tour.

The only way the story could be true is if the affair had been going on for a long time, and the outing was imminently inevitable. But I'm not buying it.
 
Let's remember dice told us -- when he met Jeremy and James -- that Francie was in Oslo, too. :nod:
 
I am going to be the lone wolf here it seems, but I bet the story is more true than lie. It also possibly sheds more light on that picture taking incident.

We do not know what goes on in the Clarkson household, but I do know Jeremy is just a man. Maybe relations have "cooled" at home so when he goes on "vacation" he takes advantage of what is available. The fact she works on the crew makes it easier. I personally know of several unconventional relationships that seem to work fine.

My sisters fatherinlaw had a mistress forever. It was no secret. She was my son's third grade teacher. He never left his wife for her and she was so pitiful at his funeral because we all knew her good life had ended. And true enough, she got nothing. What did the motherinlaw think of the situation? Well she never said, but she still has the quilt on her bed that the mistress made them one year for Christmas and George has been dead at least 8 years. She is not a stupid woman, and she now travels the world. I mean she has almost ran out of new places to go. So it worked for her.

If it is true, I hope Jeremy and his wife can work it out, but I am not expecting any changes.

I do think it was mean spirited of the paper to put it out just now though.
 
What did the motherinlaw think of the situation? Well she never said, but she still has the quilt on her bed that the mistress made them one year for Christmas and George has been dead at least 8 years.

Any quilt on Francie's bed is going to made out of Jeremy's foreskin. :p
 
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The Sun said:
"claims of an affair...Clarkson was alleged...It was said...Clarkson is said to have...the pair reportedly...They were also said to have...Clarkson was said to have been...And it was claimed that.

It's such a short story (only 300 words) yet there's so much speculation and rumour in it it's unbelievable!

Also, the "pal" and "friends" aren't named and the only actual hard facts in it are that he has a wife and 3 children and tickets for Top Gear Live cost 40 quid.

This entire 'affair' story is a joke and makes a total mockery of what newspapers are supposed to do.
 
Probably just some hack who got fired from the Fail and resurfaced at the Mirror...........
 
I would seriously doubt that if he were so stupid as to have an affair, he wouldn't be so stupid as to be that public about it.

I am going to be the lone wolf here it seems, but I bet the story is more true than lie. It also possibly sheds more light on that picture taking incident.

Someone here remember Heidi Fleiss, the Hollywood Madam? The reason why i think this whole story is made up is, quite simply, that any celebrity whose relationship has "cooled down" (skylock, you're perfectly right, things like this happen) would hire a high-class escort instead of starting an affair with a co-worker. The whole reason for the existence of 1000+ bucks per evening prostitutes is that you don't just buy the sex, you also buy your privacy.
Clarkson's been in the business long enough to know that "don't screw the crew" is one of the most important rules of maintaining a healthy working environment in film production, he has been a tabloid target for ages (see: Piers "Achtung, Surrender!" Morgan) and thus knows better than to appear with a mistress in public and, even if Francie might be in on some deal, she would definitely prefer Jezza to be discrete about it, if only for the kid's sake.

So an assistant producer's a definite no.
 
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