I have never game

false, watched it a lot in the early days. really enjoyed doing 24 days where i would a entire season within a day.

I have never watched Law & Order
 
False, I think every incarnation of it, though not a fan of all of them.

I have never written a script for TV
 
While i've never had them sent onwards. i have written numerous scripts, stories and story outlines of Doctor Who and numerous other ideas.

I have never had my work published.
 
True

I have never taken a formal writing course
 
True, completely self-taught.

I have never thought of taking a formal writing course either.
 
False, I've taken a formal writing course

I have never stuck a spoon to my nose successfully
 
False.

I have never licked my own nose.
 
True

I have never licked my elbow
 
True.

I have patted my head and rubbed my stomach.
 
True

I have never worked as a paid assassin
 
True.

I have never worked as a mercenary.
 
True

I have never worked in a commercial kitchen
 
True.

I have never worked as a butler.
 
True

I have never worked full time for a charity
 
True

I have never been a missionary, but I have shagged in the missionary position.

/sneaky attempt to get thread into the gutter.
 
True and False

I have done doggie
 
You haven't done it in the missionary position? Or is that worded wrong? :blink:

True.

I have done the wheelbarrow.
 
False

I have not worked my way through the kama sutra

(worked as - True, Done - False)
 
True

I have never bought a book of sex tips
 
True

I have never bought novelty condoms
 
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