Alphabetical Conversation

[calvinhobbes]

Sex really does drive this thread, doesn't it?

 

[ashspet]

Truth. But that is sorta due to the game players....

and the fact I like the gutter

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Umm... you don't say?

 

[calvinhobbes]

"Vagina" would be too easy to use at this point, but I've just done it anyway.

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Well, I'd say vaginas are always pretty easy to use. Using them correctly... trickier.

 

[calvinhobbes]

X-ray's daddy might help you with that.

 

[ashspet]

You know, that's rather interesting

 

[shellygrrl]

Zephyr time!

 

[Lightning Count]

And you just reminded me of the Ford Zephyr.

 

[ashspet]

But I have a friend that has just restored one of those

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Cool! The Zephyr was one of my favourite cars when I was a kid.

 

[ashspet]

Do you want to buy a restored one? Import might be expensive

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Err... couldn't I just come over, buy it, and go on a roadtrip around Australia?

 

[Lightning Count]

For god's sake, I'm fairly sure there are a few here in the UK, why go to all the bother of importing one?

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Gadzooks man, dontcha know I'd have to import one from the UK as well! And a roadtrip in Britain would take just as long but mainly involve sitting in traffic jams.

 

[Lightning Count]

Hell no, go upto Scotland, some epic B-roads up there that don't get much traffic.

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

I believe Scotland is full of nasty, biting midges. Or midgets. It was one of the two.

 

[Lightning Count]

Just watch it, pal, don't be offending my homeland.

 

[ashspet]

Ken youslot jes behave?

 

[Lightning Count]

Look at that you disgust me, learn to type in proper broad Scots or don't do it.