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Zebra spotting seems like a relaxing hobby. First, convince the zebras that they really want to change their stripes to spots...
 
And now onto something less from the left field.
 
But...I was expecting something from the gopher hole!
 
Can I ask what it is you are expecting?
 
Don't you think that the thing to be expected from a gopher hole would be a gopher? I assume that would be a reasonable expectation.
 
Err... maybe you sent a ferrett in there and was waiting for it to come back.
 
Gotcha. OK, then maybe I should go out there and do an inspection.
 
Here, take this stuff, it will help.

*dumps big pile of random objects at ash's feet, watches as she tries to decide what is useful and what isn't*
 
I think you're trying to tease me. Either that, or confuse me. Or did I just trick myself?
 
Just get on with it.
 
Kick-a-boots and a daisy chain.... that might do the trick
 
Let's show this turns out...
 
My methods are unorthodox, but I shall entice those gophers out of their holes and they will do the gopher dance
 
Now this I must see.
 
Oh, it must be done in absolute secret, lest the gophers get shy.
 
Please, you don't expect me to believe that.
 
Questioning me, are you? Cheeky bugger!
 
Really, you need to know your place, which is below me!
 
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