Gyvon
Well-Known Member
Just throw a Corvette into the scene. The soundtrack will take care of itself.
FTFY. And, finally, I got to correct you for once.
I too don't get the resto mods and pro-touring fads of today. You want a new car? buy one, simple. Stop butchering our classics.
Most of those so called "butchered" resto mod classics weren't worth anything to begin with. Most of them were non numbers matching or machines destined for the junk yard. You should be thankful people keep them alive period. Besides isn't that how hot rodding started? Taking an old car putting better stuff on it?
Not really, hot rodding was about going FASTER! Car didn't have to look good (it had to be unique, but that's different), didn't have to be comfy or practical, but had to be fast. Restos are about looking good. Resto mod guys are mostly "all show, no go". They want the look of an old car, but want AC and ABS. Huh? That's not Hot Rodding, that's saying to the world, I can't drive.
I have no problems cutting up a car, numbers matching or not, but actually hot rod it. Put a big motor in it, some spray or a turbo, throw on bigs and littles and (this is the most important part) DRIVE THE FUCKING THING! The vast majority (but not all) of resto mods are total trailer queens that see little use and no beatings. WTF's the point? And for how much money guys spend on their 350ci powered paint jobs, they can get a new car that's 10x as fast. Never understood it. But hey different strokes I guess.
And yea Shelby's a sell-out. GT500Es and for $99.99 he'll sign your glovebox. Doesn't matter what it is (clone or not), send it to him with a check, and bam! But when you have morons selling Yenko clones for $85,000...........
And a white van man in the US whould be a moving guy, or a "Free Candy salesman!"
EDIT: Come to think of it, the Pro Street movement (before it went to shit in the late 80s/early 90s) was what Hot Rodding was all about. And as much as I hate to say it, as I despise them, so are Rat Rods. Look like shit, but are cheap and fast as hell.
Or an RV off road rally. Similar to Hammond's bus race.
And they can do it RIGHT! Unlike another automobile program I will not mention here.
I'm too lazy to really think of the details, but they need to do a college episode -- maybe doing challenges on a campus (moving dorm furniture, hauling kegs of "refreshments," etc.) and then culminating with a drive to a rival campus for a big football game and doing a tailgating challenge (convert your car into a tailgating setup for the game, points awarded for # of people who attend your party the next day) or maybe a twist on the TGUK US special with "decorate your opponent's car in a manner to attract anger from the rival school" and leave them parked on the rival's campus overnight (points awarded for damage that the car takes from passing students / fans).
Of course, the big thing would be which rivalry they'd showcase. Maybe the annual Army vs. Navy game?
Pizza and Storage are good ideas but whats up with the mustang hate? You get stuck in one of those fugly new "camaro's" and now your jealous of the mustangs or something? damn. Also, whats with all the hate overall, you from cali?
P.S. PLEASE disagree with me about the Challenger thing, that way, people will see that this episode needs to be done!