docjekyll2002 said:
Please. Someone save me from this suffering. Does anyone here know the name of the girl standing behind Clarkson when they were presenting the awards? I have lusted for her so much. I hope I am not too late before someone else here goes on a date with her.
Just found this out from an insider at the Top Gear studios. Top Gear has been
flooded with requests to know "who is that woman behind the presenters during the award show?" At the risk of the insider having his job terminated by this information, he has divulged this information to me.
The womans name is Alice Hartsby, a resident of Camberly-Frimbly. Alice drives a 1998 Rover 75 petrol, works as an office assistant in Guildford, and as her friends describe her as "a ravenous lesbian who has no intrest whatsoever with men." Apparently, Alice also has a deep seated loathing for such men who lust over her in internet car forums. Pity!