Flame ze Germans!!

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You gave the world Scooter (that fucking idiot old man doing dance music)

and for it, you should give everyone a free Veyron.
 
My attempt at German humor... (say the joke below it out loud)

Ja, zo ah preest, a cowboy undt ah raahbi valk into ah bar, ja? So ze bartender looks up undt sez "ist dis zom sort of joke, ja??"

<silence from crowd>

YOU VILL LAFF!! I ORDER YOU TO DO SO!!!


Im kidding, im kidding....
I lol'd.

Sometimes I'm just amazed at how little we all obviously seem to know about other countries.
Hey, at least we've got the stereotypes covered. :tease:

Half-drunk...by what? American beers wouldn't get a 3 year old German girl drunk. :p
Yes, but she would womit, from the icky taste of the American so-called-beer, which is in fact lager, which is in fact carbonated water with beerish taste, and is generally horrid.

:p

By the way, I'm suprised no Americans have mentioned that you lost to the French, TWICE. (Okay, the french didn't do much during the end of WW2, but still.)
 
Let us look at the fact of Germany:

1939:
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2007:
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And I rest my case.
 
The wet fantasies of 12 year old girl are a shame for every country, so I call this a violation of the flame rules!!! Oh wait, did I just go all german on you? Sorry, mate ;-)
 
You guys were occupied by the Soviets, British, Americans, and the French....all at the same time!
 
Half-drunk...by what? American beers wouldn't get a 3 year old German girl drunk. :p

I'm an American and even I don't drink American beer. No arguments from me on that point.

/prefers beer from the UK.

As for you Germans:

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTwgNhX4BSo[/youtube]

Thread over, I win :lol:
 
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You guys blew two World Wars. Learn how to fight!
 
I can say nothing bad of my German brethern. I'm half German, and and very proud of it.


After all, how could I flame the people that gave me the greatest beer I've ever had:

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Lastly, since someone already posted the HALT HAMMERZEIT pic:

http://img46.imageshack.**/img46/558/1172426453669dg9.jpg
 
Speaking of anal, what is with Germans and being obsessed with their bowel movements?
That's one of the funniest quotes I've seen so far on these forums. :lol:


Onto the flaming: Your seemingly invincible Red Baron was killed by a dude on the ground (suposedly) then his name was put on boxes of American frozen pizzas. Your mighty phallic-shaped airship 'sploded spectacularly because of a thunderstorm it didn't even fly through. You had a big freaking wall running through your capital and needed us to fly in food for part of the city. Your scientists made it possible for mankind to travel into space, too bad they were helping countries other than Germany. Then you started putting the engine in the wrong end of the car.


Oh, almost forgot this little beauty (and you thought I forgot about your war record!):
Allegedly, a Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start
clearance in Munich overheard the following:


Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying for a German airline, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."


It was actually rather hard to think of negative things about Germany. It's one of my favorite countries.
 
The Germans have a Green Party. Which limits some awesome cars to a pathetic 150mph.

You all suck. And you have no humour.

But your beer is good, and your cars would be good if they weren't limited to 150mph. Bloody greens.
 
German beer pisses me off lots, they have some fine beer but also horrid shit people call say is good just because it's from germany.
 
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The best joke "Oh, hey, is that a beer hall?"
"Yes, Munich is famous for it's beer hall!" is a reference to Hitler's Beer Hall Putch that was his first bid for power - a failed coup attempt. The uprising started in Munich where Hitler would speak at the local beer hall.
 
Posted a clip of this b4, but for those who missed it here is the full version.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEfWFwOoW40[/youtube]
 
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That is all.
 
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Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying for a German airline, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."

That reminded me of another such incident, with a BA flight.

"Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark,... and I didn't land."
 
That reminded me of another such incident, with a BA flight.

"Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark,... and I didn't land."

Those made me laugh :lol: !
 
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