I lol'd.My attempt at German humor... (say the joke below it out loud)
Ja, zo ah preest, a cowboy undt ah raahbi valk into ah bar, ja? So ze bartender looks up undt sez "ist dis zom sort of joke, ja??"
<silence from crowd>
YOU VILL LAFF!! I ORDER YOU TO DO SO!!!
Im kidding, im kidding....
Hey, at least we've got the stereotypes covered.Sometimes I'm just amazed at how little we all obviously seem to know about other countries.
Yes, but she would womit, from the icky taste of the American so-called-beer, which is in fact lager, which is in fact carbonated water with beerish taste, and is generally horrid.Half-drunk...by what? American beers wouldn't get a 3 year old German girl drunk.
Half-drunk...by what? American beers wouldn't get a 3 year old German girl drunk.
That's one of the funniest quotes I've seen so far on these forums. :lol:Speaking of anal, what is with Germans and being obsessed with their bowel movements?
Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying for a German airline, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."
That reminded me of another such incident, with a BA flight.
"Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark,... and I didn't land."