The best ever Clarkson,Hammond and May Quotes

Jezza: Hello Dutchie (Wobbles head and makes a funny face at the camera) :D
 
"Top Gear. IT MUST BE ABOUT DRUGGGS!!" with a dutch accent.
 
"Supercar are design to mess with G-Forces, Hypercars are design to mess with G-Strings. They were design for Rod Stewart not Jackie Stewart" - JC
 
"Why did you shoot me in the penis?" - May
 
I don't remember it exactly, but it went something like...

Hammond: It was just an ordinary day. There were guys in their Porsches -"Look at me in my Porsche!" ...and then they were overtaken by a van. Driven by a girl!


Wogan: Do you swerve for children?
Clarkson: I do, for children, yeah. I have swerved to avoid children.
Wogan: You see, you're too soft for this game.
 
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haha

May "Why did you shoot me in the penis"

best by far LOL
 
A bunch of my favortites have been posted already, but here's two more that I like.

From when the Koenigsegg was going on the Cool Wall.
RH - I love that vision of just blasting through the gates, backwards, in a flaming Swedish supercar! 'Yes! I'm here! Where are the women?'

During assemble of the Caterham.
JC - Bored...Bored...Bored...Bored...Bored...Bored...Boring...Boring...Dull...Tedious...Annoying...Backache...Armache...Cramp...Miserable...Hate...James...Hate...James...
 
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RH: can you slow down a little please driver?

JC: james?

JM: yes what do you want?

JC: can you see us?

JM: yes

RH and JC : furious V-signs at the camera :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
RH: can you slow down a little please driver?

JC: james?

JM: yes what do you want?

JC: can you see us?

JM: yes

RH and JC : furious V-signs at the camera :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

LMAO yea that was good
 
Hammond: "Blimey, 14th is a bit of a sharp gear! It really goes!"
:mrgreen:
 
RH: Oh no! That's lion porn!
JC: *to lions* What are you DOING man?
RH: Hey! What if he tries to do that to us?!

JM: Look, there goes "Fingers" Clarkson with his hoard!

JC: The PARTHENON! The PYRAMIDS! The GREAT WALL OF CHINA! Each a shining BEACON of man's ambition! And today, gentlemen, the D5481 will JOIN THAT LIST! We shall build this road, IN A DAY! Our resurfacing work will LAST FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!!!

JC: Have you seen this? Have you seen this bridge? It was designed by an Englishman, but we're so tightfisted we wouldn't build it here and they would! They're BETTER than us! ...I promised the policeman I'd say that or else he would have taken my license away and put me in the Bastilles.

RH: I'm not peeling it, mate. I don't see why I should do it. I don't want to peel the squirrel.

RH: Nobody's tried that on a real horse, have they? If I went into the horse-box, with my stallion and a length of elastic and some rope I'd get killed... *pause* I hadn't looked at it like that!
 
JC : I was doing 110 through the village, but it's OK officer; I've got ABS....
Why are you angry to me officer ?

LMFAO
 
JC: "After last weeks Top Gear, the continuity announcer said the show would be back in the summer. Can i just say, here and now, it won't be."

Just for the amazing amount of unfounded, media-hype-driven, almost-panic-like speculation it's caused.
 
jezza, a laughing fellow

jezza, a laughing fellow

One of hamster's best quote must be this one from the latest season:
*sitting in vampire jet car*
"If something goes wrong I could have a horrible accident"
*Jezza pauses the film and laughs*
 
One of hamster's best quote must be this one from the latest season:
*sitting in vampire jet car*
"If something goes wrong I could have a horrible accident"
*Jezza pauses the film and laughs*

"...and possibly, the biggest accident you've ever seen in your life."
 
I liked when Clarkson was comparing todays supercars to the supercars of the 80's.

"Supercars are supposed to run over Arthur Scargill and then run over him again for good measure. They're designed to melt ice caps, kill the poor, poison the water table, destroy the ozone layer, decimate indigenous wildlife, recapture the Falkland Islands and turn the entire third world into a huge uninhabitable desert......but only after they knicked all the oil."

Bit like the United States then!:lol:
 
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