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I got one that said, "it was nice talking to you"
P. Andersson came by Finland. Now threathens our President with letters, something about fur, and is looking to open stripbars here called Lapland. Is this good or bad?
We've got a sale on at work now, our big winter sale. Been absolutely mental and also been full of total retard customers. Bloody dickheads.
There's this deal with 3 thermals for the price of one. A 3 for 1 deal, logical, or so I thought. Countless times customers have been confused by it, this was a conversation I had on Sunday at the counter with a retard.
"Oh, I need to get three of these do I?"
"Well, no, you don't, but if you want the deal then yes, you need to get three"
"But I only want two."
"Then you'll pay full price for both of them."
"But, I only want two!"
"The deal is 3 for 1. Not 2 for 1, 4 for 1, but 3 for 1, that's the only way you'll get the deal"
"Well, that's pretty silly, isn't it."
"No, it's not silly, it's the deal"
"*sigh* I'll leave it then, I only want two."
*Me showing the complete bemusement on my face* "Next please. Sorry about the wait."
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Retards!!!!!!!!!! So frustrating when there's a queue with about 50 people in it (I'm not joking) and there's this dick head holding everyone up and wasting my time as well!
We've got a sale on at work now, our big winter sale. Been absolutely mental and also been full of total retard customers. Bloody dickheads.
There's this deal with 3 thermals for the price of one. A 3 for 1 deal, logical, or so I thought. Countless times customers have been confused by it, this was a conversation I had on Sunday at the counter with a retard.
"Oh, I need to get three of these do I?"
"Well, no, you don't, but if you want the deal then yes, you need to get three"
"But I only want two."
"Then you'll pay full price for both of them."
"But, I only want two!"
"The deal is 3 for 1. Not 2 for 1, 4 for 1, but 3 for 1, that's the only way you'll get the deal"
"Well, that's pretty silly, isn't it."
"No, it's not silly, it's the deal"
"*sigh* I'll leave it then, I only want two."
*Me showing the complete bemusement on my face* "Next please. Sorry about the wait."
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Retards!!!!!!!!!! So frustrating when there's a queue with about 50 people in it (I'm not joking) and there's this dick head holding everyone up and wasting my time as well!
We've got a sale on at work now, our big winter sale. Been absolutely mental and also been full of total retard customers. Bloody dickheads.
There's this deal with 3 thermals for the price of one. A 3 for 1 deal, logical, or so I thought. Countless times customers have been confused by it, this was a conversation I had on Sunday at the counter with a retard.
"Oh, I need to get three of these do I?"
"Well, no, you don't, but if you want the deal then yes, you need to get three"
"But I only want two."
"Then you'll pay full price for both of them."
"But, I only want two!"
"The deal is 3 for 1. Not 2 for 1, 4 for 1, but 3 for 1, that's the only way you'll get the deal"
"Well, that's pretty silly, isn't it."
"No, it's not silly, it's the deal"
"*sigh* I'll leave it then, I only want two."
*Me showing the complete bemusement on my face* "Next please. Sorry about the wait."
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Retards!!!!!!!!!! So frustrating when there's a queue with about 50 people in it (I'm not joking) and there's this dick head holding everyone up and wasting my time as well!
Yeah, I'm shocked... apparently, he killed his wife and son over the weekend, then committed suicide on Monday.Did you guys hear about Chris Benoit?
Yeah, I'm shocked... apparently, he killed his wife and son over the weekend, then committed suicide on Monday.
Did you guys hear about Chris Benoit? I thought this was a joke when I heard about it.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,286673,00.html
It helps not to say "me" and "change" in the same line or "I have changed", it just sounds silly.On a slightly lighter note: Maybe it's just me, but I think Mopar Man is our new noob.
(ie. Carsightings, Piddington, Aardvark, me before the change etc)
We've got a sale on at work now, our big winter sale. Been absolutely mental and also been full of total retard customers. Bloody dickheads.
There's this deal with 3 thermals for the price of one. A 3 for 1 deal, logical, or so I thought. Countless times customers have been confused by it, this was a conversation I had on Sunday at the counter with a retard.
"Oh, I need to get three of these do I?"
"Well, no, you don't, but if you want the deal then yes, you need to get three"
"But I only want two."
"Then you'll pay full price for both of them."
"But, I only want two!"
"The deal is 3 for 1. Not 2 for 1, 4 for 1, but 3 for 1, that's the only way you'll get the deal"
"Well, that's pretty silly, isn't it."
"No, it's not silly, it's the deal"
"*sigh* I'll leave it then, I only want two."
*Me showing the complete bemusement on my face* "Next please. Sorry about the wait."
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Retards!!!!!!!!!! So frustrating when there's a queue with about 50 people in it (I'm not joking) and there's this dick head holding everyone up and wasting my time as well!
Did you guys hear about Chris Benoit? I thought this was a joke when I heard about it.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,286673,00.html
On a slightly lighter note: Maybe it's just me, but I think Mopar Man is our new noob.
(ie. Carsightings, Piddington, Aardvark, me before the change etc)
Hopefully. I just find it amusing that Blind IO spends so much time flipping shit and yelling at him, but Mopar Man doesn't even listen to anything and just kinda wanders off on his own blissfully ignorant tangent.But his threads are really entertaining, just as long as you don't take them too seriously.
So I guess this answers the question that if we would ban Clarkson if he signed up and started posting on this forum.
Hopefully. I just find it amusing that Blind IO spends so much time flipping shit and yelling at him, but Mopar Man doesn't even listen to anything and just kinda wanders off on his own blissfully ignorant tangent.