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The carbon rods would be inserted into the core to absorb the neutrons and regulate the reaction.

HOW I MINE FISH?
 
Have me blow up a nuclear reactor, and collect the stunned three-eyed fish. (Oh, and it's "HOW I MINE FOR FISH?")

What would pushing a button do?
 
Normally it would turn off the traction control but seeing as I drive a Land Rover, the button would simply break if I pressed it.

Would you like a bigger portfolio in just two weeks?
 
Yes, Yes I would.

Can you show me how?
 
Wait a minute...

Can you read this?
 
Ah...uh...no.

How can calculus be fun?
 
If your attractive female professor teaches in the nude.

Where can I sign up for such a class?
 
It was an unpoppular item when it went for sale. Almost as bad as toe jam.


Should I be scared of a ricer who says he's got "mad skills like Takumi Sato?"
 
Yes.

Would Takuma Fujiwara be just as bad?
 
I had a brain fart. You can't expect me to be original and witty all the time. Even I hit the wall from time to time.

Could someone please put some safety markings on that wall so I can see it a long way off?
 
Sure....

Do you want them to be reflective?
 
I don't think it will make much difference since he is blind :p

How about tearing it down?
 
No, I prefer to break it down...(techno starts blasting).

How do planes stay up?
 
Fairy dust and happy thoughts.

Seriously, what the hell?
 
I've heard it has to do with Bernoulli's Principle.

What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
 
Chocolate Chip Mint

I always have it, do you know why?
 
No.

Is there some special reason I should care?
 
No.

Who here owns a car that is propelled by a molecular partical accerlerator?
 
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