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Brits have named Oscar Wilde as the greatest wit - while Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson also has a place in the wittiest top five.
The survey of 3,000 comedy fans named Wilde, who even on his deathbed purportedly muttered "either those curtains go or I do", the wittiest individual of all time.
Top Gear host Clarkson is fourth in the poll - commissioned to mark the launch of digital TV channel Dave - thanks to his caustic humour.
Of Alfa Romeo cars, he once said: "You cannot be a true petrol head until you've owned one...it's like having really great sex that leaves you with an embarrassing itch."
Goon show creator Spike Milligan, who once said: "All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy" and whose headstone contains the immortal line "I told you I was ill", came second.
Top Ten
1. Oscar Wilde
2. Spike Milligan
3. Stephen Fry
4. Jeremy Clarkson
5. Sir Winston Churchill
6. Paul Merton
7. Noel Coward
8. Shakespeare
9. Brian Clough
10. Liam Gallagher
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=70243&in_page_id=34