The Funny Maths Thread.. which sometimes contains mildly amusing pictures

..I hate to be the killjoy here, but even if the socket went in the water it would probably trip immediately. They wouldn't feel a thing. :oops:
 
..I hate to be the killjoy here, but even if the socket went in the water it would probably trip immediately. They wouldn't feel a thing. :oops:
Yeah, but would you take that risk?
 
..I hate to be the killjoy here, but even if the socket went in the water it would probably trip immediately. They wouldn't feel a thing. :oops:

That doesn't make it any less dumb.
 
https://pic.armedcats.net/2008/01/07/20080107Misinformed.jpg


http://img205.imageshack.**/img205/5724/w42728problems49414ej3.jpg

There is another one like this, except the way I heard it used a Volkswagen:

Dear Abby,

I?ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I?ve suspected for some time now that my
wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs? phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My
wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
ask their names she always says, ?Just some friends from work, you don?t
know them.?

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn?t in a
taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and
she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again
and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
down I just didn?t want to know the truth, but last night she went out
again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the
garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole
street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my
Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be
leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
dealer?

Thanks,

Bob
 
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https://pic.armedcats.net/2008/01/07/FuckerBus.jpg

:lol:
 
adding to the theme :lol:

https://pic.armedcats.net/2008/01/08/lamers.jpg
 
lol... Bus drivers being Lamers? Who would have thought??
 
This is what I do when I'm bored - I make crap like this.

https://pic.armedcats.net/2008/01/09/psilu.jpg

I think it's an improvement. :dunno:
 
NO WAI.
You wish, rich.
 
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