Our second car, the Renault Clio, has had a "L" sticker on it for so long that it's disintegrated and is now unrecognisable. It would need replacing. My mum's been trying to learn to drive for years, but has now given up after only reinforcing the Asian woman stereotype in spectacular fashion. Being in the car with her driving is comparable to being in a 70 year old ferris wheel: painfully slow and absolutely terrifying at the same time. I hope I haven't inherited her driving genes.
BTW, I hope to one day follow your footsteps and do a charity rally across Europe. That stuff sounded epic.