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    No 56k: A thread about ninjacoco's balls

    My balls are shiny and metal. They do not grow puny human hairs!!! Also, they cannot be contained by mere walls. (RIP, Davey, who let me know Udo Dirkschneider is a thing.)
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    Ownership Verified: So, I bought a Porsche.

    Okay, so it's settled: I couldn't decide as to running the 411 vs. running the 944 in November, so I was like "whichever marque has the overall Nürburgring record, sure, let's go with that." Porsche's record is safe, so let's get crackin'. The goal is to do the race and then do the Lemons...
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    No 56k: A thread about ninjacoco's balls

    it me, just not in Cowtown (Are we Puffatown? Please advise.)
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    Random Thoughts....

    Oh hell yes. Track days are the best.
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    My fight with liver failure has ended...

    I think it was. (Bunny agrees.)
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    Ownership Verified: Katwalk's 2017 Abarth Fiat 500c

    KATWALK IS BACK!!! Yay!! Great little car.
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    No 56k: A thread about ninjacoco's balls

    scratches balls
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    Ringmeet 2019 - Taking in US refugees!

    umm not just yes, but hell yes
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    Moab 2020 FG Offroad Jamboree

    Oh man, I didn't even know this was happening. This sounds like a blast. Want? Not sure I'd have a vehicle for it, but WANT???
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    Swisstaly mini-Roadtrip 2019, attempt number two

    huh huh, number two
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    No 56k: A thread about ninjacoco's balls

    HELLO, GREATEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET. Balls are cool.
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    Ownership Verified: So, I bought a Porsche.

    Huh, I don't update my parsh thread much. Whoops. In that time, it: Became an emoji: https://jalopnik.com/these-porsche-stickers-are-the-only-reason-to-download-1786630404 Drove home, where we figured out that the cooling issues were from the water pump going out. That got fixed later...
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    Ownership Verified: 2018 Volkswagen Golf GTI

    "WHY IS THIS NOT A VOLKSWAGEN PEDAL?!" Hahahahahahaha. Fair warning: Instructor is VERY rusty at driving and also not an actual instructor.
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    Ringmeet 2019 - Taking in US refugees!

    I think? I'm probably??? in???? to camp during ringmeet. Probably??? roadtripping. If there's a tent to borrow for both ringmeet and road trip, that would be awesome. I'm doing this as cheaply as possible for the usual reasons. Also trying to buy a car. WTT: couple cases of beer for local car...
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    No 56k: A thread about ninjacoco's balls

    GREETINGS, IT IS I, THE HUGE BALLS HAVER. PLEASE LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS, AS IT SOUNDS PAINFUL AND UNHEALTHY: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8xbq5x/men-injecting-scrotums-with-saline-to-get-huge-balls PLEASE BE PROUD OF YOUR BALLS OF VARIOUS SIZES, EVEN THOUGH THEY...
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