Recent content by ninjacoco

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    Unverified Ownership The Electric Banana - 2012 Jeep Patriot

    It's like an Easter egg in car form!
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    An Aussie in Texas, March 14-24, 2019.

    I'm down in Austin in case anyone ends up down here. Meet the Puffalumps!
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    Ringmeet 2019 - Taking in US refugees!

    Probably. I've been lumpier than usual, yet the Puffalumps always feel good. I should squeeze a Puffalump. Also, you might have one more camper. I should figure out how to attend.
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    Random Thoughts....

    I may be freelance (which is a terrifying euphemism for "unemployed," if we're honest) right now, but my DMs/email/snail mail/sketchy meeting behind the VW 411 are always open to leaking the Trump pee pee tape. I don't even write about politics, but that is the scoop of a lifetime and I'd do it...
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    Random Thoughts....

    lol let's hear him talk about pee pee like that to Bear Grylls
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    No 56k: A thread about ninjacoco's balls

    "Big Balls" (I can't go with "Ball Sacks" because my balls are too large to fit within a puny meatsack.)
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    Ringmeet 2019 - Taking in US refugees!

    man, I always feel bad
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    Traffic violations in Europe

    Interesting. (I don't know if I remember my account information.)
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    Random Thoughts....

    I mean, I wish I had less of them.
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    From Alex's Family - Donations

    Thanks for the update, and as IceBone said, "I'm sorry for your loss" seems like an understatement.
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    How to help Fuck Cancer

    I think I might be medically out per the guidelines online :( but I'll ask about it anyway. Maybe there's a specific thing they're looking to avoid in the brain injury section.
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    No 56k: A thread about ninjacoco's balls

    Hell yeah!
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    Cancer Sucks

    I also wrote up some thoughts on Alex's passing and lasting legacy on one of the outlets I write for: It's been absolutely incredible to see how many people came...
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    No 56k: A thread about ninjacoco's balls

    (posted with mods' blessing, and by mods, I mean Thomas) MY BALLS ARE EVERYWHERE just as they've always been, but lately, my writing's all over the place, too, so I made a parshtreon to keep up with it: There's a parshletter of Good Unpublished Thoughts if...
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    What car(s) did you hate at launch but have grown to like as time has passed? Or vice versa

    I can't imagine liking the Cayenne at launch, but now..........I need one.