PaperBiro

Viva Las Clarksonistas!

Dunno, maybe she has wings on.

Or maybe she has a special feature that you stick it to the top of your phone's aerial and it decreases evil radiation

Then draw her. Or alternatively transfer a mind picture of her through the intahwebz.

It's called Pontaro, and its hobbies are randomly quoting lines from Dan Brown books and folding itself to an exact model of the Titanic after it sank.

Who's Sylvie?

Well, I was just polishing my collection of Zimbabwean pebbles while watching a television programme about the connection between the queen of England's index finger and woollen socks and feeding my pet A4 paper, when I had that sudden unstoppable urge to post in your profile. That's about it

WHAY HELLO THAR

Ah, gotcha. That sounds like a sweet deal. Viper or Quiky change it for ya?

So yeah, why exactly did you change your name?

Sorry, I'm just curious, it's the dork in me.

Oh hai

Yes he does. Von Smythe knows all. Or at least important stuff.