Speedtouch

Thanks!

Well, as they say when you're a schoolboy and you get in a fight, if you can't take it, then don't start it. If you don't want people bringing up your problems, then don't bring up theirs'. While I did choose to pool my money with my parents when buying a car, I didn't choose for my dad to stall a manual we were test driving in the middle of an intersection and decide manuals weren't for us. Just don't expect to have a little fun with someone and then be immune yourself because "it makes you feel bad".

Chill. It's the game forum, so don't take things personally. It's just a place to joke around and take the piss.

Done. Also:

I have to say USoE makes so much more sense in the context of the album. "eur-ASIA!" must be one of the best moments in musical history since it's just so goddamn fanatical.

OMG I JUST HEARD MK ULTRA NOW I NEED CPR

Sorry. I was sort of overcome. I had to dump my feelings somewhere.

Die painfully okay? Prefearbly by getting crushed to death in a
garbage compactor, by getting your face cut to ribbons with a
pocketknife, your head cracked open with a baseball bat, your stomach
sliced open and your entrails spilled out, and your eyeballs ripped
out of their sockets. Fucking bitch


Shut the fuck up f aggot, before you get your face bashed in and cut
to ribbons, and your throat slit.

Wait, so what you're saying is that I unknowingly got a girl pregnant? AND I DON'T REMEMBER THE EXPERIENCE OF DOING IT?

Oh, bollocks.

omg but i haz no children

OH HAI IM IN UR PROFIEL POSTING MESSAGES

happy birthday!!!