A real winner from another car forum

[jayhawk]

I wont link to the car forum, but sometimes you come across some real dandys. The person in question is Stacy. Stacy lives in Northern Wisconsin. Now, I am not saying all Wisconsinites are blithering retards, but due to a soft economy, low school funding and a stubborn redneck attitude, persons who occupy that region of Northern Wisconsin can sometimes be a bit...Alabama like.

Right.

Stacy likes to make odd, random threads to showcase her exceptional thought processes. Or, a post may be something to the likes of "I like cake, huh huh". Stacy is also known on the board as "snaggle tooth", and even Count Chocula cant hold a candle to her incisors.

So today, Stacy made a post, entitled "Givin Up Drivin"

GIVE UP DRIVING!
Category: Automotive


I'm about to give up driving ha! Even though I luv cars and I luv driving. It all started on Tuesday going to work for 5:30 am in the morning. Get about two blocks from my house and a frickin deer jumps in front me! I swear I brushed it tail well he decides to a lil dance in front of the car!

Yesterday I was driving on 41 which is race track itself from Oshkosh to Appleton and a Chevy Trailblazer was hauling some plywood on a lil trailer. Well lets just say the plywood wasn't tied down and it was like 60 mph wind gusts yesterday so I'm cruizing down this 3 lane highway going about 70 mph and their is a piece of 6x10 plywood flying in the sky two cars in front of me. Thank god I was in the middle lane because if I was in the right lane that thing wouldn't killed me!

The best part is I went to the Oneida Casino in Green Bay yesterday walked in with $30 and walked out with $230 I won on the penny machines again ha!

Please read the second paragraph carefully, see if you can make heads or tails out of it. I replied:

I see you have abandoned grammar, also. I "luv" these posts.

But let me get this straight: By your wording, you would have been killed by nothing by occupying the middle lane, but if you were in the right lane, this piece of plywood would have struck you car, but not killing you. So in other words, flying objects cause no harm, but that pesky atmosphere can kill you dead!


All your base are belong to us.

I thought it was entertaining.

I am also a moderator there, and we are all wondering what we should do with her...ban her, or keep her for entertainment value. I posted a story of my experience of meeting Stacy a few years ago, this was in regards to her teeth:

Oh yeah. Her teeth were...intense in person. Like she could crack open tins of Spam by biting them. In fact, I couldnt stop staring at that puzzle in her equally confusing, bizzare mouth and the words it spewed in disjointed, retarded sentences.

Heres the story: some car club people met in Madison, WI at a Chili's to show off the cars, do a little cruising, right? Well, she showed up. And then she started talking.

You ever been with a group of people where there iss a good conversation going on, then that ONE person says something really dumb and out of the blue like, "I like pie!" And the whole group goes silent, like if someone dropped an SBD, and 10 people look off in 10 different directions?

That was what it was like the entire evening! In fact, my wife, as we were climbing into the car to do a little cruising, said to me, "who is that dumb chick?"

We all dubbed her "Snaggle Tooth".

So, there you go.

[BlaRo]

[jayhawk]

As we speak, I am going through pages upon pages on the other forum to try to find one for this thread. You have to see her to really grasp the whole story.

[watto]

Any more pearlers for us to read jayhawk?

[Firecat]

carsightings

[nomix]

jayhawk, I just looked into my heart, and found some new foundled respect for you.

Excelent shit. Might I just add, her grammar made me think of my English teacher the first year of high school. Excelent indeed. Not to mention the epic lack of continuity.

This must be.. FinalGear, thread of the year!

[toma_alimosh]

Hold your horses, the year's not even half done yet.

[watisdis]

You ever been with a group of people where there iss a good conversation going on, then that ONE person says something really dumb and out of the blue like, "I like pie!" And the whole group goes silent, like if someone dropped an SBD, and 10 people look off in 10 different directions?

BAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAWWW

"Snaggle tooth" ...priceless

[Deviate]

Keep her around. Someone like that's always good for a laugh, even if it is at their expense.

[No Boss]

It all started on Tuesday going to work for 5:30 am in the morning.

Hmmm.... well after looking through my cache, I think this is appropriate:

[watto]

^

[jeffy777]

Originally Posted by jayhawk

I wont link to the car forum, but sometimes you come across some real dandys. The person in question is Stacy. Stacy lives in Northern Wisconsin. Now, I am not saying all Wisconsinites are blithering retards, but due to a soft economy, low school funding and a stubborn redneck attitude, persons who occupy that region of Northern Wisconsin can sometimes be a bit...Alabama like.

I know some people in that area, and yes there are rednecks there, but it's the same everywhere else. Stupid people are everywhere

[Jacobfox]

Originally Posted by No Boss

Hmmm.... well after looking through my cache, I think this is appropriate:

OMFG

[Shawn]

Funny story. The forum I used to frequent before FG had a few members like that. FinalGear in fact seems like one of the only forums without a few village idiots. Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing, they're usually great fun to laugh at.

[Viper007Bond]

It's because we get rid of most of the idiots. Well, the annoying ones anyway.

The slow / stupid ones we keep.

[Shawn]

Yeah, you guys do a great job moderating the forums.

Speaking of slightly annoying individuals, did Izari get banished or did he just decide we weren't effective enough at boosting his ego?

[Viper007Bond]

We rarely ban annoying people, instead we just encourage them to leave.

[chaos386]

And we make fun of them on IRC.

[Adunaphel]

ssst! keep it down, we don't want people eavesdropping in on us!

[Hidden_Hunter]

Originally Posted by chaos386

And we make fun of them on IRC.

we'd never do that would we