Canada (Soviet Canuckistan,The Shizzle North of Hizzle) Eh??

[hype]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/England

Every inhabitant of England has tea with the Queen once a day, where they discuss matters of state, such as relations with their neighbours Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, and how best to keep them part of the United Kingdom.

Currency - Crumpets, Scones, Biscuits

[chaos386]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bahrain

The principal export of Bahrain has been Saudi Arabians, which Bahrain has been producing on behalf of their friendly neighbor Saudi Arabia, ever since Saudi Arabia passed legislation banning sex in 1955. In return, Bahrain receives daily shipments of free crude oil.

The Saudi Arabians are produced throughout the week at the Saudi Production Factory on Exhibitions Avenue, with production stepped up over the weekends. The new Saudis are fed, clothed, and handed over a GMC Suburban before they begin their trek back to Saudi Arabia to begin their lives.

I'd link to the article on Saudi Arabia, but it's not very long and isn't as funny as the one on Bahrain.

[mgkdk]

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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Denmark

The main exports of Denmark are Great Danes, plastic bricks, salted herring, plastic bricks, meatballs, bacon, butter cookies, plastic bricks, windmills, ceramic car bumpers, pastries, plastic bricks, Andersens, Christensens, Jensens, dodgy footballers, plastic bricks and expensive deadly alcohol.

The Danish Parliament building is made of Lego bricks, through 25 years of extra Lego tax. All danes had to pay 10 % of their Lego pay, on top of the other taxes, (80 % Lego income taxes). All Danes work at the local Lego factory, 2 days a month to contribute to the building of huge pyramids, and great pig sties.

[watto]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Australia

Australia was formerly theorised to be the largest island in the world, but was later discovered to be nothing more than a hilariously undersized continent

Another notable aspect about Australia is that it possesses the detached province of Tasmania which generates one unit of autistic retards every turn, which are used in the Australian Army as shock troops, as well as making good moving targets down at the shooting range or as an alternative to abortion.

[biddy]

Originally Posted by BerserkerCatSplat

Hahaha, I love it! God knows I'm swimming in wet beavers!

seriously i am crying i am laughing so hard .... oh and gettting in trouble from the librarian again

[NAIDANAC A]

+ YouTube Video

[jetsetter]

Originally Posted by NAIDANAC A

Oh Jesus...........

Just had to slap it out of him.

[nomix]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Norway

"Official Currency: Record albums from DDE and Sputnik (black metal bands). A DDE equals 100 Sputnik. A Sputnik equals about £15 or the price of a cup of coffee."

"Major Exports: Black Metal, Oily fish, web browsers (Opera), widget-toolkits (Qt), cold weather fronts, whales, heavy water to terrorist-countries, popsicles and a cookie and Kitten plants."